2011/10/14

Pirates Force Us Back To Europe To Look For Survivors

While cruising in the Gulf of Mexico last week, we were hijacked by pirates. Didn’t that happen to us the previous year too? These guys are different however. They go by the name of ALESTORM and forced us to sail back to Europe, but instead of sailing to their home country, they demanded that we sail back to the Baltic Sea insisting that we would find more survivors there. 27 out of 40 on board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival! Who are the survivors those pirates are talking about?