Belzebubs.

(Happy, Phoenix?)

Okay, I'll do an actual wishlist for 2021. And I want to make my first request as emphasized as possible. Andy, please: BRING BACK BEHEMOTH Okay, the rest of the initial list: Alestorm Allegaeon Altaria Amon Amarth Amputated Anaal Nathrakh (!!!) Annihilator Arch Enemy Arsis At Vance Ayreon (not happ...

Well, you asked for it! Here's another triple tap of bands for you Sailors! We can't wait to see all of you on January 7th for E mbarkation, it's going to be a W ild ride! Don't think I didn't notice your sneaky random capitalizing of letters, Andy, I'm on to you. At least one more band coming our ...

5 - 2 setter, I don't give a fuck who it conflicts with, everyone else can fuck off (only for 1 band) 4 - 2 setter, no matter what (unless conflicts with other 4's happen) - similar to '2' 3 - 1 set for sure, second one more than likely but depends on overlappings - similar to '1/2' 2 - 1 set for su...

Europe - Beast In Black, power metal, and really fuckin' good power metal at that.
North America - Cannibal Corpse. Obvious. I just like Cannibal Corpse is all.
Oceania - Annihilist would be sick, really good Melodeath.

My triple-pack wishlist

Do you play to win? STRIKER certainly does, and they'll be playing on broad Round X of 70000TONS OF METAL, The Original, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise! Once on our outbound voyage to beautiful Cozumel and again on the way back. There's no better place in the "W"orld to start off the new ye...

It's about high time for a witch hunt! BRUJERIA joins an already sensational roster of bands onbroad Round X of 70000TONS OF METAL, The Original, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise. "O"nly onbroad 70000TONS OF METAL will you get to see 60 bands perform 120+ live concerts over 5 days and 4 night...

5 - 2 setter, I don't give a fuck who it conflicts with, everyone else can fuck off (only for 1 band) 4 - 2 setter, no matter what (unless conflicts with other 4's happen) - similar to '2' 3 - 1 set for sure, second one more than likely but depends on overlappings - similar to '1/2' 2 - 1 set for su...

:cheers: .... Who??? :shock: :? :cry: :shock: :? :cry: :shock: :? :cry: :shock: :? :cry: :shock: :? :cry: :shock: :? :cry: :shock: :? :cry: :shock: :? :cry: :shock: :? :cry: :shock: :? :cry: :cry: Someone make this man walk the 70K Potahto Plank! :twisted: Ok well I know those three bands. I still ...

We are proud to write heavy metal history once again as only onbroad Round X of 70000TONS OF METAL, The Original, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise will you be able to witness the Classic ("Year of the Witch") Line-Up Reunion of SEVEN WITCHES featuring: James Rivera (HELSTAR, ex-VICIOUS RUMORS...

*sigh*

... that's not Whispered :(

Just gonna post the list that started this on the Unofficial 70,000 Tons of Metal Discord Server (Please join) https://discord.gg/gmKEjJ The final 24 bands will be Powerwolf Behemoth Ex Deo Orden Ogan Cannibal Corpse Death Angel Whispered Anaal Nathrakh Nightwish Alestorm Valhalore Amon Amarth Sabat...

I just refuse to believe that bands aren't confirmed this far out yet. Don't know what to tell you, man. Dozens of sailors, myself included, have been told by band members themselves that they've been asked with less than a week to go in the past. In 2019, Nekrogoblikon was asked at about 6 days to...

cowboy71 wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:20 pm

1 Kissin' Dynamite

Hey, that's me!

Aborted - 4 The Agonist - 1 Archon Angel - 0 until I get a sample At the Gates - 2 Axxis - 4 Bloodbound - 4 (If I could have a second 5, this'd be it..) Candlemass - 4 Carach Angren - 4 Cattle Decapitation - 3 Cruachan - 3 Devin Townsend - 2 Einherjer - 2 Emperor - 0 Epica - 4 Finntroll - 2 Flotsam ...

OMNIUM GATHERUM will spread their Burning Cold in the sunny Caribbean this January on board Round X of 70000TONS OF METAL, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise. Will you be among the 3,000 Sailors who will embark on the voyage of a lifetime? If you don't have your "S"pot secured, what are you wai...

5 - 2 setter, I don't give a fuck who it conflicts with, everyone else can fuck off (only for 1 band) 4 - 2 setter, no matter what (unless conflicts with other 4's happen) - similar to '2' 3 - 1 set for sure, second one more than likely but depends on overlappings - similar to '1/2' 2 - 1 set for su...

cholernik wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:07 am

I, let's see. Ihsahn I'm betting... maybe immortal, immolation, impiety, inquisition

I highly doubt Andy would book Inquisition after their, ehm, "controversy"

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slayergeek wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 07, 2019 4:17 pm

Metal archives has nothing.

https://www.metal-archives.com/search?s ... =band_name

Anyone know anything about this band?

Metal Archives probably has nothing because this band probably doesn't qualify as metal to them.

We've got the fire... and you Sailors may be KISSIN' DYNAMITE come January! With 3,000 Sailors from across the globe alongside 60 world-class Artists onbroad our huge 154,000ton luxury cruise liner, 70000TONS OF METAL, The Original, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise is an experience like no ot...

Phoenix wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:13 am

PotatoPotahto is about to go nuts.

LMAO You know me well I am freaking out! Very excited with this announcement.

Amalu wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:50 pm

slayergeek wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:37 pm

Does anyone want to reach out to UMC to see if they can request the bar in Viking Crown be staffed?

Can we have a GIF requesting it? Pretty please.

JK. If you have a scene in mind I could do it with I should be able to pop one out pretty easily.

Hannes from Sabaton 100% confirmed to me last night that they are absolutely not playing in 2020, but he did say "Maybe 2021."

I don't fuckin' care how well they fit on this boat, get me some Kissin' Dynamite on broad! HIT ME WITH THAT GERMAN STADIUM ROCK BAND, PLEASE.

Sailors! Are you getting excited for Round X of 70000TONS OF METAL? You better be! Only onbroad The Original, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise will you be able to feel the rays of the WINTERSUN next year! Not just once, but twice!! That's right, they will play their ONLY live shows in 2020 on...

Emperor - 1 - I might catch one show if I'm bored Epica - 4 - Absolutely catching both shows, so long as no other band appears that blows my socks off and plays at the same time Haggard - 3 - Probably both shows, but wouldn't be upset to miss one Leave's Eyes - 3 - Same as Haggard Moonsorrow - 3 - A...

Emperor - 1 - I might catch a show, but what I'm hearing doesn't entice me. Epica - 4 - Love Epica, but if something better occurs I'd pass Epica for them. Haggard - 3 - Gonna catch a Haggard set, and if nothing better is happening we'll see about the second. Origin - No idea. Haven't listened to em...

Looks like at least 2 of my guesses will be onbroad. No clue if they’ll be among the first bands announced. Who do you think will be among the first announced for 2020? I'll buy a beer for whoever gets the most right in the first run of band announcements. My guesses: Demons & Wizards Epica Annihil...

Previously: My Therapy - Kamelot
Currently: Bored - Death Angel
When I'm on the boat this year: The Ones We Left Behind - Bloodbound

Slightly less noticed thing: The video they have embedded on the landing page (www.70000tons.com) is still the 2018 aftermovie, they haven't updated it to the 2019 one yet even though that video has been made/published for 10 days.

ollyhills wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:26 pm

I’m calling it that at the strike of 100 days we’ll get a full announcement with the logo and every band all in one

"Get fucked" - 70k Team

cowboy71 wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 28, 2019 4:16 pm

100 days to go and:

- no pinned "OFFICIAL" 2020 thread on the forum
- no 2019 day 4 recap video
- no bands
- no booking codes
- no updated payment date in the terms and conditions

What have I missed?

No hope </3

And now, lets guess which of these we get next! - them actually fixing the change of payment plan date in all referenced pages on the site, AND TELLING US ABOUT IT? - a "100 days to go" post? - the next iteration of "poolgirl of the month"? - a band announcement? - booking code emails? In that orde...

This cruise is obviously a huge logistical undertaking with a lot of moving parts, and it looks like some of those parts aren't moving right now. He doesn't owe us an explanation, but after 9 solid years, he does owe us a 10th because he told us it was happening and we believed him. Yeah, maybe "an...

I'm going with 2... If they DON'T offer some kind of explanation they'll lose customers, I think, permanently. Even though Andy's modus operandi is mystery and silence, this is too much for him. Something is clearly fucked up and if they just go ahead with bands and don't answer questions then I'm s...

... I've had to revise my own "passenger manifest" downwards, as far as booking people with me, because friends have gotten so disgusted they've dropped out. I'm managing this same situation right now with my cabin mates. I started with a potential 8, and have narrowed it down to a definite 4. I've...

My own personal guess is going to be the evening of the 25th itself, with the reasoning 'due to unforeseen events beyond our control'

Howdy survivors and forum browsers! Welcome to the FIRST EVER thread where we try to guess the date they announce the changes they're inevitably going to make to the payment plan. Shit is STRAIGHT FUCKED right now and we clearly have no hope of abiding by that September 25th cut-off date. This is go...

Okay, I guess you've given me my ounce of transparency with the prices. Cool.

But as of NOW you've got less than 90 hours until the payment plan cutoff, and seeing as how this thread kind of worked, how about 70,000 Tons of Transparency because people need that payment plan to BOOK! CHOP CHOP!