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    Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by 2naughtycampers » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:55 am

    (Note to mods: We posted a similar question a few months ago and Andy removed it. He said he wouldn't remove the post if we posted it in "Off Course", though. So here goes...)

    We're an early 30s couple, we're going on the cruise, and this is a genuine attempt to meet people on board!

    Specifically, we're wondering if there will be any couples or women on board who are in "the lifestyle" as we are. We won't go into detail here about what that means, but if you don't already know, you probably aren't in it! ;)
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by alex_canada » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:23 am

    You must mean the lifestyle of heavy metal! I must admit I do listen to it sometimes! Best of luck with your goals in 2011!
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    by TOM CRUISE » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:32 am

    :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by WizardBeast » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:37 am

    i was waiting to see a post like this for quite some time...guess i missed the original. LOL
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by WizardBeast » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:39 am

    my husband just saw this post and says that his "lifestyle" is "bewbs or get the fuck out" LOL sorry had to share that gem.
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    by raoul volfoni » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:41 am

    what deck is the party scheduled? :D
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    by ragnaröks_roller » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:42 am

    rhiawiz wrote:my husband just saw this post and says that his "lifestyle" is "bewbs or get the fuck out" LOL sorry had to share that gem.


    :lol: He definitely sounds like a "keeper". Can't wait to meet this guy!
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    by WizardBeast » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:52 am

    ragnaröks_roller wrote:
    rhiawiz wrote:my husband just saw this post and says that his "lifestyle" is "bewbs or get the fuck out" LOL sorry had to share that gem.


    :lol: He definitely sounds like a "keeper". Can't wait to meet this guy!


    he rocks the more understated humor. i'm the outgoing one, but when he does say something it's usually pretty hilarious. we entertain one another well! look forward to meeting you too. you are a total no nonsense no bull woman from what i can tell. love it. i can't wait to hear a little more about you and all your moving around and that fun stuff.
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by alex_canada » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:58 am

    Your husband's motto rings true with me. I fully endorse boobs! I would further investigate the proposal opening this thread if I weren't in a long-term relationship, perhaps you will find luck before the cruise OP :cheers:
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    by WizardBeast » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:59 am

    alex_canada wrote:Your husband's motto rings true with me. I fully endorse boobs! I would further investigate the proposal opening this thread if I weren't in a long-term relationship, perhaps you will find luck before the cruise OP :cheers:


    if my husband sees anyone else's boobs i totally don't mind. go him! shoot, i won't even mind. people will be letting a lot hang out on this cruise i'm sure LOL...i say let the freak flags fly.
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by alex_canada » Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:11 am

    rhiawiz wrote:if my husband sees anyone else's boobs i totally don't mind. go him!


    I can only hope that if I end up married in a moment of weakness, my counterpart echoes your sentiments. :headbanger:
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by ragnaröks_roller » Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:26 am

    ragnaröks_roller wrote:
    rhiawiz wrote:my husband just saw this post and says that his "lifestyle" is "bewbs or get the fuck out" LOL sorry had to share that gem.


    :lol: He definitely sounds like a "keeper". Can't wait to meet this guy!


    Oh, and just to clarify given the context of this thread, I'm NOT trying to hit on Mr. Rhiawiz! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by Laura » Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:51 am

    Another uber funny thread....
    When I first read the opening post, I thought to myself - so, if this couple are "swingers" (great word btw methinks - even without context), you'd think they would have the decency to post a picture of themselves or something. Sheeesh! If I was a swinger (which I'm not, plus the American Library Association would most certainly revoke my membership if I was "found out." :lol: ), I'd at least like to know what my potential "swingees" looked like! :trashdrink: :beerwink:
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    by KevinP » Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:59 am

    I thought they meant swingers as well. Without doing a Google Search this will fly right over me head :mrgreen:
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by Disaster Area » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:02 pm

    alex-canada's avatar leads me to believe there may have been some "lifestyling" going on before or after that photo ot the 3 of you... :shock:
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    by Laura » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:05 pm

    KevinP wrote:I thought they meant swingers as well. Without doing a Google Search this will fly right over me head :mrgreen:


    Wikipedia to the rescue! (and now I'm fairly certain they are swingers)
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    by Disaster Area » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:08 pm

    I totally knew what they were referring to, I saw a bit on 60 Minutes or some such show, a few years back.

    It's all rather immoral :lol: :lol: :lol:

    (can we spectate?)
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    by alex_canada » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:14 pm

    I'm sure they'd send pictures to anyone who showed interest. And my picture isn't swinging, I just threw the girl into a pit of jello, that's what the red marks are.

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    by KevinP » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:16 pm

    Disaster Area wrote:I totally knew what they were referring to, I saw a bit on 60 Minutes or some such show, a few years back.

    It's all rather immoral :lol: :lol: :lol:

    (can we spectate?)


    I guess I've led a rather sheltered life. I'm still siting her with a thumb up my ass. (is that what they do :? ) :lol:
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    by Laura » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:22 pm

    Maybe just me - but I don't think that "lifestyle" would work for most people - considering human nature (jealously in particular?)

    *thinking....aaack - now that the forum discussion has included swinging :lol: ....I predict all hell breaks loose for the last forum week before the cruise! :shock: As Ted Nugent so eloquently put it: BABY - IT'S A FREE FOR ALL! :shred: *
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    by ShoreSlayer » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:24 pm

    I'm sitting here sort of shocked at the prospect that anyone here (especially Craig) had any doubts as to what was being referred to or is the least bit surprised at it. Stuff like this has been pretty common knowledge and fairly open amongst a large % of the populace up here for decades. Are we really that different?

    You heard about it ON 60 MINUTES? :shock:

    Don't your weekly entertainment rags in the U.S. carry a column called Savage Love by Dan Savage?

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    by ShoreSlayer » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:25 pm

    tyrwoman wrote:As Ted Nugent so eloquently put it: BABY - IT'S A FREE FOR ALL! :shred: *

    lmao... I think Ted would have a few more juicy nuggets than that to add to the topic :lol:
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    by KevinP » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:26 pm

    ShoreSlayer wrote:I'm sitting here sort of shocked at the prospect that anyone here (especially Craig) had any doubts as to what was being referred to or is the least bit surprised at it. Stuff like this has been pretty common knowledge and fairly open amongst a large % of the populace up here for decades. Are we really that different?

    You heard about it ON 60 MINUTES? :shock:

    Don't your weekly entertainment rags in the U.S. carry a column called Savage Love by Dan Savage?

    Our teenagers get their advance bird's n bees from that guy :lol:


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    by Disaster Area » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:27 pm

    I was in no way shocked, I LOL-d immediately when I saw the thread go up...

    ah well, whatever floats your boat...

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    by Disaster Area » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:28 pm

    maybe it wasn't 60 Minutes...

    could have been Maury Povich
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    by Laura » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:37 pm

    I assumed they were swingers from the start - I'm not shocked by the concept as I've known it exists for a long time - and yeah - Rob - Don Savage rules! :lol: I guess I was just surprised that someone would solicit other swingers on the forum. Whatever - as someone said - whatever floats your boat!
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    by KevinP » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:55 pm

    tyrwoman wrote:P.S. Noticed that several of the replies here were by several of our married forum members. (including me :P ) Coincidence? :lol:


    Freudian Slip I say :lol:
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    by Heabymetawhunta » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:57 pm

    KevinP wrote:Freudian Slip I say :lol:

    http://www.baronbob.com/freudiansips.gif

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    by Element0s » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:02 pm

    alex_canada wrote: And my picture isn't swinging, I just threw the girl into a pit of jello, that's what the red marks are.

    Holy shit, this made me laugh so hard in the context of this thread.

    Disaster Area wrote:could have been Maury Povich
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    by Jaimie38 » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:17 pm

    Element0s wrote:
    alex_canada wrote: And my picture isn't swinging, I just threw the girl into a pit of jello, that's what the red marks are.

    Holy shit, this made me laugh so hard in the context of this thread.

    Disaster Area wrote:could have been Maury Povich
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    On the topic of the thread, I'm a swinger. I don't have a significant other to offer, but feel free to send your wives my way



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    by ShoreSlayer » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:26 pm

    Yeah, I find Dan Savage and his column to be most entertaining. Side-splittingly so some weeks... <leaving out gory details so as not to offend anyone>

    So Dan gets a letter from a reader who's got a very strange fetish. Nothing that might be super creepy or even illegal anywhere as far as I can imagine but yeah, just WAY out there. The reader's partner had said they were GGG (good, giving & game) to indulge any fantasy the reader might have so the reader sprung this little gem of a fetish on their partner in what was probably the least intelligent and most insensitive manner possible and then proceeded to forge on ahead in solo mode after the partner freaked out. Reader and partner then went on to get married without ever discussing what had happened :shock:

    The reader ends the letter with 4 questions:

    1 - Am I some kind of freak or weirdo?
    2 - Have you ever heard of this fetish before?
    3 - If so, why doesn't anyone else ever write to you about similar fetishes?
    (There's a 4th question but it's just serious relationship type stuff - not really entertaining)

    Paraphrasing Dan's response...

    Before getting to the listed questions, he does a sort of, Let Me Get This Straight summary of the original letter. Then begins:

    People are fucking mysteries, man. (that alone in context just had me laughing my face off - especially considering the vast array of letters this guy must receive each week)

    1 - Yes, but your kinky weirdo freakiness is charming and harmless and not anything that you need to feel ashamed of.
    2 - Yes, yours is a relatively common fetish, one that exists on a continuum... Your kink could be much, much more problematic than it is.
    3 - Other people have. Yours isn't the first letter I've run from/about a weirdo freak like you.

    Probably not doing it justice here but was a great example of what I find to generally be a pretty cool column. I tend to agree to the letter with his overall politics which he also writes a little about most weeks. I really like how, from time to time, he'll take the name of some real dickhead politician and have his readers turn the name into a verb for some fittingly gross aspect of human sexuality. I'll spare you any elaborations here :lol:
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    by Laura » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:56 pm

    tyrwoman wrote:*thinking....aaack - now that the forum discussion has included swinging :lol: ....I predict all hell breaks loose for the last forum week before the cruise! :shock: As Ted Nugent so eloquently put it: BABY - IT'S A FREE FOR ALL! :shred: *


    yes, I'm quoting myself because Rob's Savage Love-related post convinces me we ARE in for a FREE FOR ALL! :lol: Savage's column appears in our weekly alternative rag "The Reader" - I've been reading his column off and on for nearly 20 years - IT IS HILARIOUS. He is a fellow Chicagoan and also went to my alma mater - the University of Ilinois at Champaign Urbana. Oddly and coincidentally, I saw him very recently on our local PBS station show called "Chicago Tonight" - great interview - a funny thing he talked about was the fact that he bid on and won Ann Lander's old desk (where she wrote her advice column for umpteen years) - that's now where he sits and writes "Savage Love" :lol:
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    Never before have I turned on you
    You looked too good to me
    Your beady eyes, they can cut me in two
    And I just can't let you be
    It's a free-for-all and I heard it said
    You can bet your life
    Stakes are high and so am I
    It's in the air toni-i-ight

    I see you there with your cheshire grin
    I got my eyes on you
    Shake your tailfeathers in my face
    And there's no tellin' what I'll do
    Well looky here, you sweet young thing
    The magic's in my hands
    When in doubt I whip it out
    I got me a rock 'n' roll band
    It's a free-for-all

    Here we go, look out below
    I'm on the prowl tonight
    When it's said and done I have my fun
    I can chew anything I bite
    Come one, come all to a midnight ball
    The invitation's there
    I come alone and I'm drivin' home
    I'm healthy, I do declare
    It's a free-for-all

    Never before have I turned on you
    You looked too good to me
    Your beady eyes, they can cut me in two
    And I just can't let you be
    Well, it's a free-for-all and I heard it said
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by WizardBeast » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:17 pm

    Jaimie38 wrote:
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    alex_canada wrote: And my picture isn't swinging, I just threw the girl into a pit of jello, that's what the red marks are.

    Holy shit, this made me laugh so hard in the context of this thread.

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    On the topic of the thread, I'm a swinger. I don't have a significant other to offer, but feel free to send your wives my way



    Swinger? Are you still wearing the Monkey suit from the Striker show?

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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by Jaimie38 » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:19 pm

    :P
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by Laura » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:24 pm

    I predict this may turn out to be the best thread yet - thanks to the swingers! (or should I say schwingers?)
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by WizardBeast » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:34 pm

    tyrwoman wrote:I predict this may turn out to be the best thread yet - thanks to the swingers! (or should I say schwingers?)


    my hubby's first response was "where are the pics"? if they wanna swing they need to put their pics up there. SCHWING! LOL
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by Element0s » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:38 pm

    Jaimie38 wrote:Swinger? Are you still wearing the Monkey suit from the Striker show?

    Yes, and my leather jacket. On an unrelated note, I haven't stopped sweating constantly since then. Weird!
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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by Laura » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:48 pm

    rhiawiz wrote:
    tyrwoman wrote:I predict this may turn out to be the best thread yet - thanks to the swingers! (or should I say schwingers?)


    my hubby's first response was "where are the pics"? if they wanna swing they need to put their pics up there. SCHWING! LOL


    SCHWING! Back at 'ya Rhiannon! lol - such a great word (plus I'm a big Wayne's World fan)

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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by TOM CRUISE » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:38 pm

    :lol: :lol: :lol: when I was on the Simple man cruise some girl invited me to a Orgy and wrote down the cabin # and I was like "ick, ok thanks" :lol:

    Whatever though!

    Danger in the rearview mirror, there's trouble in the wind
    Badness bringing up the rear, the menace is loose again
    She looks so fucking good, so sexy and so frail
    Something got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to hell

    (And now we're wasting time) Now we're wasting time
    (Same ol' pickup lines) Same ol' pickup lines
    And you keep tryin', (Wow!) don't waste time

    Ow, come back to your senses baby, we can come to terms
    I can almost t-taste it, it burns
    You'd be sittin' pretty but you try to take the fifth
    Wearin' out my welcome, guess I better save my breath. Wow!

    (And now we're wastin' time) Now we're wastin' time
    (Same ol' pickup lines) Same ol' pickup lines
    (And you keep tryin') Buddy you keep tryin'
    Don't waste time

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    Get-get-get-get-get out and push
    Get-get-get-get-get out and push

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    Get-get-get-get-get out and push
    Get-get-get-get-get out and push
    Get-get-get-get-get out and push

    Soon you'll see my silhouette a-darkening your door
    I can almost t-taste it, I want more
    No one's above suspicion, no one's got it wired
    I may burn my fingers, want my iron in that fire

    (And now we're wastin' time) Ow! Now we're wastin' time
    (Same ol' pickup lines) Same ol' pick up lines
    (And you keep tryin') Buddy you keep tryin'
    Don't waste time

    (Wow!) Get-get-get-get-get out and push (Hey, buddy better...get out and push)
    Get-get-get-get-get out and push (Get get get get out and push)
    Get-get-get-get-get out and push (Buddy, better. Get out and push)
    Get-get-get-get-get out and push (Woo! Oh!)
    Get-get-get-get-get out and push (Oh-whee)
    Get-get-get-get-get out and push (All right you sinners, swing!)




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    Re: Any other "lifestyle" couples on the cruise?

    by Laura » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:25 pm

    not the SCHWING! scene from Wayne's World...but way funnier - Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody (and a SCHWING in my book!)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea3oUnNfixw
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