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    Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Disaster Area » Fri May 14, 2010 4:57 pm

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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by TOM CRUISE » Fri May 14, 2010 5:33 pm

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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Witch Bear » Fri May 14, 2010 6:53 pm

    Me am respectfully disagree. Me am now sure you am grouchier then Bear
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by ShoreSlayer » Fri May 14, 2010 7:53 pm

    Me am thinking Witch Bear

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    vs. Metal Bear

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    result in Witch Bear pic

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    being posted in thread about dead comics.

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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by TOM CRUISE » Fri May 14, 2010 7:59 pm

    I am NOT a bear!

    Well I am a Teddy Bear. ;)

    I was kidding about the Witch Bear. I found out that Witch Bear LOVES that Darkthrone song Witch Ghetto and one of his fave LP's is Warlock- Burning the Witches

    So WB is cool in my book! :)
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Captain Metal » Fri May 14, 2010 9:42 pm

    I put my vote in for the other three guys in Kings Of Comedy that were not Bernie Mac. Those guys are just terrible, I mean like like Sinbad terrible.

    Bernie Mac on the other hand, was a funny motherfucker (RIP)

    I also don't like any of those "redneck" comedians
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Witch Bear » Fri May 14, 2010 9:51 pm

    Me am love that Warlock song. It am a classic. Me no mind lyrics as it am about human witches, so them can burn. Me like BBQ
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by AlabastRDisastR » Sat May 15, 2010 5:46 am

    Carlos Mencia is awful.
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by TOM CRUISE » Sat May 15, 2010 10:49 am

    AlabastRDisastR wrote:Carlos Mencia is awful.


    I hate him as well and also that fat hispanic one that jokes around about how fat he is and how much he loves to eat, etc

    NOT FUNNY. Will it be funny when he keels over on stage from a massive heart attack? Possibly.
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by AlabastRDisastR » Sat May 15, 2010 12:40 pm

    TOM CRUISE wrote:
    AlabastRDisastR wrote:Carlos Mencia is awful.


    I hate him as well and also that fat hispanic one that jokes around about how fat he is and how much he loves to eat, etc

    NOT FUNNY. Will it be funny when he keels over on stage from a massive heart attack? Possibly.


    UGH. That guy. He looks & sounds like a pig because his voice is high pitched. Every time I see him on tv, despite how obnoxious he is, I have to stop & look. With his fatass wearing those Hawaiian shirts, he honestly reminds me of a sucking pig at a luau. :shock:
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by KevinP » Sat May 15, 2010 3:10 pm

    TOM CRUISE wrote:Image



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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Witch Bear » Sat May 15, 2010 4:50 pm

    Am always honor to be in company of Witch Bear. If am not, then me am rip off head and eat you brain like me am shucking oyster
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by ShoreSlayer » Sat May 15, 2010 7:20 pm

    TOM CRUISE wrote:I hate him as well and also that fat hispanic one that jokes around about how fat he is and how much he loves to eat, etc


    I think that guy got kicked off/eliminated from Last Comic Standing for not having the discipline to leave his cellphone behind. I think he was ordering pizza.
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Disaster Area » Mon May 17, 2010 3:01 pm

    ShoreSlayer wrote:
    TOM CRUISE wrote:I hate him as well and also that fat hispanic one that jokes around about how fat he is and how much he loves to eat, etc


    I think that guy got kicked off/eliminated from Last Comic Standing for not having the discipline to leave his cellphone behind. I think he was ordering pizza.



    Yeah, that's Gabriel Iglesias. He likes to refer to himself as "fluffy" fuck that Gabriel, you ain't "fluffy" you are an obese, unfunny, wannabe. Plus his voice is annoying as hell, high pitched and whiny like his balls never dropped.


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    I think my wife thinks he's funny so I hope she skips this post. Otherwise she'll be kicking me in the shin or something later... :shock: :lol:
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Witch Bear » Mon May 17, 2010 3:48 pm

    Him am look like shaved down syndrome bear
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by TOM CRUISE » Mon May 17, 2010 3:57 pm

    Witch Bear wrote:Him am look like shaved down syndrome bear
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by BlackToothGrin » Mon May 17, 2010 4:50 pm

    Disaster Area wrote:Yeah, that's Gabriel Iglesias. He likes to refer to himself as "fluffy" fuck that Gabriel, you ain't "fluffy" you are an obese, unfunny, wannabe. Plus his voice is annoying as hell, high pitched and whiny like his balls never dropped.


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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by viathyn » Mon May 17, 2010 11:14 pm

    TOM CRUISE wrote:
    Witch Bear wrote:Him am look like shaved down syndrome bear
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by TOM CRUISE » Tue May 18, 2010 3:27 pm

    :lol: :lol:

    And yes, that is the fruit loop comedian I am talking about. he is about as funny as Metal Sanaz is metal
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by debborah1 » Tue May 18, 2010 4:33 pm

    TOM CRUISE wrote::lol: :lol:

    And yes, that is the fruit loop comedian I am talking about. he is about as funny as Metal Sanaz is metal

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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by vainglory » Tue May 18, 2010 4:34 pm

    I'm putting in my vote for Jay Leno.

    ETA: And Witch Bear AM TOO Funny!!
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by KevinP » Tue May 18, 2010 7:09 pm

    vainglory wrote:I'm putting in my vote for Jay Leno.

    ETA: And Witch Bear AM TOO Funny!!


    Yeah he's a tool alright. I get to hear Howard Stern rip his ass almost every day :mrgreen:
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Captain Metal » Tue May 25, 2010 5:21 am

    Did someone mention Metal Schnoz? Queen of the Poser Elite is more like it. :lol:
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    by TOM CRUISE » Wed May 26, 2010 10:34 am

    Captain Metal wrote:Did someone mention Metal Schnoz? Queen of the Poser Elite is more like it. :lol:


    I mentioned her. She makes me SICK:
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Disaster Area » Wed May 26, 2010 10:41 am

    TOM CRUISE wrote:
    Captain Metal wrote:Did someone mention Metal Schnoz? Queen of the Poser Elite is more like it. :lol:


    I mentioned her. She makes me SICK:



    Yeah, she is like Riki Rachtman with boobs :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Captain Metal » Wed May 26, 2010 12:03 pm

    Exactly. Whereas Rachtman is just a boob.
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by TOM CRUISE » Wed May 26, 2010 12:27 pm

    Rachman is a tool for sure but this other fruitloop (on the right, Adam Curry) who first hosted HBB was a total poser!!!

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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Captain Metal » Wed May 26, 2010 4:11 pm

    Adam Curry NOW = Aquanet out of business :lol:
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    by TOM CRUISE » Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:33 pm

    :lol: what a home-owner purple tie he has, is he richard simmons pool boy now? :lol: :lol:
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    by Kingslayer » Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:39 pm

    Gotta agree with OP. Dane Cook is an unfunny douche
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by CountArioch » Fri Feb 20, 2015 12:48 am

    ... what's wrong with fat guys in hawaiian shirts? :cry:
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by mooyagi » Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:43 pm

    Holy necro thread :shock:
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Stained Class » Sat Feb 21, 2015 12:47 pm

    :lol: Jaime how did you even find this thread it's 5 years old
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    by Kingslayer » Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:15 pm

    Stained Class wrote::lol: Jaime how did you even find this thread it's 5 years old

    I thought it would be fun to resurrect a few dead threads haha :chug:
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Disco » Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:12 pm

    I got you all beat on this thread. The most unfunny living comedian is this tool right here:

    http://youtu.be/Vnbxe_8GYtU
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by Kingslayer » Mon Feb 23, 2015 6:36 pm

    Disco wrote:I got you all beat on this thread. The most unfunny living comedian is this tool right here:

    http://youtu.be/Vnbxe_8GYtU

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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by sageoftruth » Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:23 am

    Disaster Area wrote:
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    TOM CRUISE wrote:I hate him as well and also that fat hispanic one that jokes around about how fat he is and how much he loves to eat, etc


    I think that guy got kicked off/eliminated from Last Comic Standing for not having the discipline to leave his cellphone behind. I think he was ordering pizza.



    Yeah, that's Gabriel Iglesias. He likes to refer to himself as "fluffy" fuck that Gabriel, you ain't "fluffy" you are an obese, unfunny, wannabe. Plus his voice is annoying as hell, high pitched and whiny like his balls never dropped.


    Image


    I think my wife thinks he's funny so I hope she skips this post. Otherwise she'll be kicking me in the shin or something later... :shock: :lol:


    Wow! I never noticed before, but he looks just like my company's escort driver, only... um... fat, and not missing 5 fingers. It's like someone took his head and stuck it on an overweight guy.
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by ShoreSlayer » Sun Mar 15, 2015 11:24 pm

    sageoftruth wrote:... he looks just like my company's escort driver...

    :shock:

    Wow! Them's some fringe benefits dude!! :boobs:
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    Re: Un-funniest Living Comedian

    by sageoftruth » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:22 am

    Do dads count?
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