viathyn wrote:And mine was funny deb.. as long as you've played mario kart !!haha
viathyn wrote: haha
And mine was funny deb.. as long as you've played mario kart !!haha
ShoreSlayer wrote:e-mailed to me by a buddy this morning...
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice.
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.
"No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible", said the man.
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?"
The neighbour says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This is the first Stanley Cup we
haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or a relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
mwah mwa mwaaaaaaaahhh
Disaster Area wrote:
reminds me of a great recurring theme in "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" of which I am of course a huge fan...
viathyn wrote:I have to read those books again..
nekrobarr wrote:Impotence is natures way of saying "no hard feelings."
debborah1 wrote:"Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo until I google all over your facebook?"
ShoreSlayer wrote:debborah1 wrote:"Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo until I google all over your facebook?"
See? Here I was thinking I was supposed to twitter her google 'til she yahooed!! Good thing I've learned to stop and ask for directions
Women should come with a GPS ('Gasm Procedural Simplicity?)
ShoreSlayer wrote:Oh sure... now the 'Doctor' with all the answers just happens to be related to the mysterious wizard behind the curtain. I see how it is...
ShoreSlayer wrote:Oh man you crack me up some mornings!! Great way to start the weekend!! Well, that AND A BAND ANNOUNCEMENT THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE A FREAKING DECODER RING PLZZZ!!!!!
debborah1 wrote:ShoreSlayer wrote:Oh man you crack me up some mornings!! Great way to start the weekend!! Well, that AND A BAND ANNOUNCEMENT THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE A FREAKING DECODER RING PLZZZ!!!!!
Likewise my Metal friend!...between you & Craig..Jake, Scott, MW and the slew of others in here...I will definatley have six pack ABs from all the laughter!! Good stuff...Now where did I put my de-coder ring?
I was driving down the road in Surrey on Father's Day and saw a bus bench ad for a real estate agent that read, "Randy Leonard Real Estate... Let me list your home and if you're not satisfied, I'll sell it for FREE!"
Something to that affect... Wish I'd taken a picture
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