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    by Jaimie38 » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:53 pm

    I was looking at deck plans today, and it seems like there is a new pool bar right by the stage!! Was this on Barge?
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    Re: FYI !!!

    by mooyagi » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:55 pm

    Jaimie38 wrote:I was looking at deck plans today, and it seems like there is a new pool bar right by the stage!! Was this on Barge?
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    It's been there every cruise. Usually a bunch of equipment is in the way and sometimes the area is blocked off but it's a good spot to sneak to if you want a beer without having to wait in line since it usually doesn't have many people at it. :beerwink:
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    by DrinkMoxie » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:38 am

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    Re: FYI !!!

    by Laura » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:50 pm

    Well, since this is the FYI thread (haha - I remember the day dear Debb started it :P )....

    FYI....this is my take on the 70K "Pool Girls" (for what it's worth :P )
    (this is a copy and paste from the a fb post I made on the forum fiends group today so the full context is lacking; for example I used the word feminist right away because that word was being used here and there in the previous postings)

    This whole pool girl thing raises tons of different feelings and issues with people, doesn't it? As a very old school 70s era type feminist (and I proudly call myself a feminist to this day), I have mixed feelings about it to be honest. On the one hand, I myself have worn (somewhat) provocative clothing on occasion in my life (more so when I was younger - *wink* )...why? because it's sexy and fun! So, I totally get why some women like Samantha and the others might take a "gig" like this wearing some sexy clothes (while looking great in them because they're beautiful young *women*) and get a free cruise out of it to boot. So, I'm not going to diss these women for being pool girls (if they were hookers or strippers as well, well....then I might). Having said that, even if I had the youth and body to be hired as one, I wouldn't do it because I'd miss being up front and center for the pool deck band sets which would defeat the whole purpose for me of being on the boat in the first place. Also....on the *other* hand, it *is* tiresome to me that almost everything has to have some T&A thrown in. UMC didn't have any of that the first and second cruises (at least any that was "officially sanctioned"), which was kind of refreshing. I'm curious why they felt the need to start now?

    Ultimately, this is really not a big deal to me in any way, shape or form, plus I won't even be on this month's cruise....just puttin' it out there, that's all. And as far the clothing line goes, I think it's actually really awesome - lots of sexy stuff on their website no doubt!!
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    by Goddess of Metal » Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:37 pm

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    Re: FYI !!!

    by AlaskaRachel » Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:15 pm

    Laura wrote:Well, since this is the FYI thread (haha - I remember the day dear Debb started it :P )....

    FYI....this is my take on the 70K "Pool Girls" (for what it's worth :P )
    (this is a copy and paste from the a fb post I made on the forum fiends group today so the full context is lacking; for example I used the word feminist right away because that word was being used here and there in the previous postings)

    This whole pool girl thing raises tons of different feelings and issues with people, doesn't it? As a very old school 70s era type feminist (and I proudly call myself a feminist to this day), I have mixed feelings about it to be honest. On the one hand, I myself have worn (somewhat) provocative clothing on occasion in my life (more so when I was younger - *wink* )...why? because it's sexy and fun! So, I totally get why some women like Samantha and the others might take a "gig" like this wearing some sexy clothes (while looking great in them because they're beautiful young *women*) and get a free cruise out of it to boot. So, I'm not going to diss these women for being pool girls (if they were hookers or strippers as well, well....then I might). Having said that, even if I had the youth and body to be hired as one, I wouldn't do it because I'd miss being up front and center for the pool deck band sets which would defeat the whole purpose for me of being on the boat in the first place. Also....on the *other* hand, it *is* tiresome to me that almost everything has to have some T&A thrown in. UMC didn't have any of that the first and second cruises (at least any that was "officially sanctioned"), which was kind of refreshing. I'm curious why they felt the need to start now?


    Ultimately, this is really not a big deal to me in any way, shape or form, plus I won't even be on this month's cruise....just puttin' it out there, that's all. And as far the clothing line goes, I think it's actually really awesome - lots of sexy stuff on their website no doubt!!


    As much as I think that dead horse has been beat enough, I do appreciate reading coherent and informed opinions on these types of things. I could care less whether UMC has the pool girls or not. Personally, if I was offered the gig, I would have taken it at the drop of a hat, no questions asked. Why? Because I LOVED that cruise last year and there's NO WAY I'll be able to afford it this year or even next year. Until recently, I have had a few instances these past few months where I didn't even have grocery money. And if I was offered the ability to go on the cruise for free and in return all I have to do is hand out some towels on the pool deck, then sweet! And if I owned Toxic Vision clothing I would wear it every day on the cruise. So I'm in. Yea it would mean missing a lot of other gigs and fun stuff on broad, but compare that with not going at all.

    However, (and I felt uncomfortable posting this on Facebook due to the serious crap going on there) the biggest bullshit about this announcement is how many MEN were arguing with other MEN about whether this was objectifying women and how its sexist and blah blah blah. It was also unfortunate how many of those men didn't read what the women were posting...specifically the women who are the pool girls! They're not posers, they're not paid models, they're cruise veterans who are being offered to go for free in exchange for promoting TV clothes and providing pool deck services. And in the heat of the argument, MEN started insulting WOMEN about their opinions on FEMALE metalheads, SEXISM towards FEMALES, and objectification of FEMALES. Men need to stop arguing with other men about female issues. Let WOMEN decide what is degrading to WOMEN. Just like rich people shouldn't argue about whats best for poor people, and white people shouldn't argue about whats best for colored people, men shouldn't argue about whats best for women. Everyone just shut the fuck up and take your damn towel. If you disapprove of the pool girls, then go get your own towel. It's as easy as that.
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    by ShoreSlayer » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:20 pm

    AlaskaRachel wrote:It's as easy as that.

    If only this were true lol

    While I understand the desire to sum the situation up in a neat n' tidy, black n' white equation where everyone can just choose a side, leave others to their choices and allow harmony to rule the day, there's just aspects of our lives/culture/etc that aren't so simple. Some topics just invoke strong opinions and, frequently, each have their merits and can (usually, not always) be traced to some good intention on the part of those presenting them.

    And this is definitely one of those hot-button topics.

    So much so that I won't even dare to attempt to express my personal opinions about it all here as there's really no way to do so without offending at least a portion of the crowd. I have some feelings about it that fit my beliefs but I know they wouldn't fit for others and I don't feel stronLY or justified Enough in my position to think that anyone needs to hear, agree to or adopt it.

    Much like issues of sexual/romantic orientation, gun control, birth control, spiritual pursuits/denouncements, musical preferences and many others that inspire people to make powerful value judgements based on their values/beliefs/emotions, gender inequality in it's many, varied forms tends to illicit strong feelings from those who perceive it and place value on reducing it's effects and equally strong dismissal from those who don't perceive it or do but don't see what all the fuss is about. Calm discourse where all sides acknowledge the value of varying positions can lead to progress and growth in understanding for all. Spontaneous, ranting facebook threads, not so much.

    And while I sincerely appreciate your position that men would probably serve themselves better by just butting out, I think we both agree that would never happen. If we agreed to take your comparison of rich/poor, white/minority, men/women and use it as the guideline for who has a say in the matter, we'd be perfectly fine if all the women were in agreement. The men would then be completely out of line to take any oppositional stance and really wasting breath just by supporting the women's position as it would be completely irrelevant. But the fact is, many of the women in that thread were just as polarized as some of the men (if not nearly as asinine in their expression lol). Some felt it was no big deal at all, others claimed it was completely sexist while many others said it would make them incredibly uncomfortable and self-conscious. Many others had complaints about it's impact on the feel of the cruise and questioned UMC's decision to add this element while still more (MANY more) simply wondered why the event wasn't being given a gender balance in this new aspect rather than just scantily clad females.

    So, again, it's not so simple. The guys and girls are all talking about the announcement and then it shifts into a debate about values. Next thing we know, it's about way more than just the cruise (even though that remains the backdrop for it all) and is about something much bigger. People are suddenly having their buttons pushed and being either offensive, offended or both. I fully agree, it would've been great if one of those loudmouths spewing strong opinions had instead chosen to say something like, "Hey, why don't we see how the women feel about this?" and then back off but really, that's just not how these facebook/youtube/internet things go is it?

    And a small bit of sticking up for guys here. Even though I know we'd be better off just not sticking our noses where they don't belong sometimes, many of us have sisters, daughters, girlfriends and/or mothers who've been on the receiving end of some various forms of gender discrimination, objectification, abuse or other form of mistreatment and it's either drilled into us or learned at various times that we need to support women in their struggles against these various things when we can. Sure, that thread was far from an example of severe abuse but there's a spectrum of these kinds of things and we're told loudly by many of you that the whole world of porn/strippers/escorts/car show models/etcetcetc falls somewhere in that spectrum. So when the one guy starts spouting off about how appalled he is at the whole thing... BOOM! goes the powder keg :lol:

    I know I've rambled and failed to conclude every thought I began so I apologize. I guess my point is that the whole thing is pretty interesting from a sociological standpoint and it's too bad it got as ugly as it did cuz otherwise it might have yielded some more interesting dialogue.

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    Re: FYI !!!

    by KDibildeaux » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:01 pm

    Honestly I don't see what the big fuss is. It's just kind of a dumb/funny thing to me. I do want pool boys though! :wank:
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    Re: FYI !!!

    by Samhain » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:22 pm

    Laura wrote:
    This whole pool girl thing raises tons of different feelings and issues with people, doesn't it? As a very old school 70s era type feminist (and I proudly call myself a feminist to this day), I have mixed feelings about it to be honest. On the one hand, I myself have worn (somewhat) provocative clothing on occasion in my life (more so when I was younger - *wink* )...why? because it's sexy and fun! So, I totally get why some women like Samantha and the others might take a "gig" like this wearing some sexy clothes (while looking great in them because they're beautiful young *women*) and get a free cruise out of it to boot. So, I'm not going to diss these women for being pool girls (if they were hookers or strippers as well, well....then I might). Having said that, even if I had the youth and body to be hired as one, I wouldn't do it because I'd miss being up front and center for the pool deck band sets which would defeat the whole purpose for me of being on the boat in the first place. Also....on the *other* hand, it *is* tiresome to me that almost everything has to have some T&A thrown in. UMC didn't have any of that the first and second cruises (at least any that was "officially sanctioned"), which was kind of refreshing. I'm curious why they felt the need to start now?


    This topic definitely raises particular sociological issues for some, and as a social science student, I fully support that. I feel that it's essential that we consider and examine gender issues, and it's a topic I knew would be raised along with this project. As a self-respecting woman and metalhead, I've considered both sides myself. However, in the end, the Pool Girls (at least for me) is supposed to be a fun (and perhaps somewhat silly) addition to the cruise. Necessary? Perhaps not, as I've attended 70000TONS 2011 and 2012 without Pool Girls, and was intending on painstakingly saving my pennies throughout this semester in order to be a part of this again, as it has easily been one of the greatest experiences of my life.

    As a client, I've never dealt with a company or individuals that were more understanding and helpful than UMC (I've had a lot of bookings, cancellations, and rebookings). One of the main requirements for the Pool Girls was that we must be Metal, and I can assure you, we are all pretty fucking metal, first and foremost. As the project progressed, Toxic Vision came onbroad, and what was initially supposed to be simple 70000TONS girlie Ts or dresses became custom Toxic Vision uniforms. Let me just state that I have never modeled before, I am a metalhead through and through and am most comfortable in a pit with a beer in hand thrashing around, but despite my nerves at the prospect of being a Pool Girl (alongside a few that are actual metal models), I am predominantly stoked to be back onbroad with everyone, including these 7 other fine and super chill ladies whom you will all meet. And I hope, whatever anyone's reservations might be, we can all rock out and have a blast... our shift's end at 6 p.m., at which point we'll all tear back to our cabins, put on some sensible shit-kickers, and meet you all back on the Pool Deck for a beer. :bangers:

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    Re: FYI !!!

    by shaneos » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:20 am

    Samhain wrote:
    Laura wrote:
    This whole pool girl thing raises tons of different feelings and issues with people, doesn't it? As a very old school 70s era type feminist (and I proudly call myself a feminist to this day), I have mixed feelings about it to be honest. On the one hand, I myself have worn (somewhat) provocative clothing on occasion in my life (more so when I was younger - *wink* )...why? because it's sexy and fun! So, I totally get why some women like Samantha and the others might take a "gig" like this wearing some sexy clothes (while looking great in them because they're beautiful young *women*) and get a free cruise out of it to boot. So, I'm not going to diss these women for being pool girls (if they were hookers or strippers as well, well....then I might). Having said that, even if I had the youth and body to be hired as one, I wouldn't do it because I'd miss being up front and center for the pool deck band sets which would defeat the whole purpose for me of being on the boat in the first place. Also....on the *other* hand, it *is* tiresome to me that almost everything has to have some T&A thrown in. UMC didn't have any of that the first and second cruises (at least any that was "officially sanctioned"), which was kind of refreshing. I'm curious why they felt the need to start now?


    This topic definitely raises particular sociological issues for some, and as a social science student, I fully support that. I feel that it's essential that we consider and examine gender issues, and it's a topic I knew would be raised along with this project. As a self-respecting woman and metalhead, I've considered both sides myself. However, in the end, the Pool Girls (at least for me) is supposed to be a fun (and perhaps somewhat silly) addition to the cruise. Necessary? Perhaps not, as I've attended 70000TONS 2011 and 2012 without Pool Girls, and was intending on painstakingly saving my pennies throughout this semester in order to be a part of this again, as it has easily been one of the greatest experiences of my life.

    As a client, I've never dealt with a company or individuals that were more understanding and helpful than UMC (I've had a lot of bookings, cancellations, and rebookings). One of the main requirements for the Pool Girls was that we must be Metal, and I can assure you, we are all pretty fucking metal, first and foremost. As the project progressed, Toxic Vision came onbroad, and what was initially supposed to be simple 70000TONS girlie Ts or dresses became custom Toxic Vision uniforms. Let me just state that I have never modeled before, I am a metalhead through and through and am most comfortable in a pit with a beer in hand thrashing around, but despite my nerves at the prospect of being a Pool Girl (alongside a few that are actual metal models), I am predominantly stoked to be back onbroad with everyone, including these 7 other fine and super chill ladies whom you will all meet. And I hope, whatever anyone's reservations might be, we can all rock out and have a blast... our shift's end at 6 p.m., at which point we'll all tear back to our cabins, put on some sensible shit-kickers, and meet you all back on the Pool Deck for a beer. :bangers:

    P.S. Check out a few of the girl's bands:

    The Iron Maidens (Courtney):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98uAXDHeBAQ

    Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew (Lisa):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1EhX2NXCKY

    Over the Coals (Susie):
    http://www.facebook.com/overthecoals


    There are a number of sponsors of 70K; Metal Hammer, Revolver, Ardschok etc. I don't see what the big deal is with Toxic Vision being a sponsor in their own way. How better to display your wares than by having models wear them at the event. The fact that the models, like Samantha, were able to get abroad by being a model is just a great opportunity for them and more power to them I say. If they were giving out Jaeger shots or cigars this wouldn't even get a mention. Samantha and co., have a great time onbroad and I have no doubt the majority of cruisers support the efforts of the product your are promoting. :deathhorns:
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    by AlaskaRachel » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:45 am

    See, this is why I felt more comfortable posting my opinion here on this forum - the regular posters here are people who know how to write a coherent, thought-out response, with reasons backing their opinions. And I appreciate that greatly, even if we occasionally have completely different opinions.
    I also do recognize the variety of opinions within the female gender and realize that if left to decide on our own issues, we wouldn't get anywhere anyway. But they're our issues. And most of the issues are personal preference anyway. Some women would feel disgusting if they were being paraded around in sexy clothes and being compensated for it. Others would love the chance to be involved in the cruise in any way possible. I don't really get why UMC threw this in the mix in the first place, but they did it, and they got some kick-ass chicks to volunteer for it, and that's awesome for those girls. They're going to have a killer time, and I'm sincerely jealous of their opportunity to be involved.
    Anyway, there weren't any of the forumites posting anything specific that bothered me. I think what really set me off was that the women who jumped in to explain that the pool girls were legitimate metalheads, or tried calm the fire so to speak, those women were ignored, and the discussion continued to be a predominantly male discussion regarding a female issue and female choices. And it culminated in blatant, extremely disrespectful insults to those women. That discussion, to me, looked like a tiny reflection of much bigger issues in the US (men in power, women ignored, men making blanket statements/decisions regarding women issues) and just ....bothered me I guess. Not so much pissed me off, but just made me feel uncomfortable. The whole discussion just started off bad and went downhill.

    Now. That whole shit reached a completely different level when Bill Haraldouche stepped in. That was a totally different level of bullshit :lol: Also I kind of wish I had posted more...I didn't get a personalized thread from him...guess I'm not cool enough :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    by VorpalBunny » Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:45 am

    Samhain wrote:Let me just state that I have never modeled before, I am a metalhead through and through and am most comfortable in a pit with a beer in hand thrashing around, but despite my nerves at the prospect of being a Pool Girl (alongside a few that are actual metal models), I am predominantly stoked to be back onbroad with everyone, including these 7 other fine and super chill ladies whom you will all meet. And I hope, whatever anyone's reservations might be, we can all rock out and have a blast... our shift's end at 6 p.m., at which point we'll all tear back to our cabins, put on some sensible shit-kickers, and meet you all back on the Pool Deck for a beer. :bangers:


    I'll see you all after 6pm then :oops:

    I have nothing against you ladies being onboard, and I am quite aware that being uncomfortable around you all in your Toxic Vision Bikinis is entirely due to my own bad body image.

    Disclaimer: Two of my best friends are alternative models. I'm quiet aware I have body image issues and that I only have myself to blame.
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    Re: FYI !!!

    by mooyagi » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:16 am

    VorpalBunny wrote:
    Samhain wrote:Let me just state that I have never modeled before, I am a metalhead through and through and am most comfortable in a pit with a beer in hand thrashing around, but despite my nerves at the prospect of being a Pool Girl (alongside a few that are actual metal models), I am predominantly stoked to be back onbroad with everyone, including these 7 other fine and super chill ladies whom you will all meet. And I hope, whatever anyone's reservations might be, we can all rock out and have a blast... our shift's end at 6 p.m., at which point we'll all tear back to our cabins, put on some sensible shit-kickers, and meet you all back on the Pool Deck for a beer. :bangers:


    I'll see you all after 6pm then :oops:

    I have nothing against you ladies being onboard, and I am quite aware that being uncomfortable around you all in your Toxic Vision Bikinis is entirely due to my own bad body image.

    Disclaimer: Two of my best friends are alternative models. I'm quiet aware I have body image issues and that I only have myself to blame.


    There really shouldn't be anything to worry about. People on the ship come in all shapes and sizes. It's not like there is going to be an army of models taking up all the space on the ship. As Samhain mentioned, they will only be 8. My assumption is that they'll be off to the side near the towel station. Pretty easy to not even notice.

    This group on the ship comes in all shapes and sizes. We are not judgemental. We don't care what you look like just that you have fun on broad. :cheers:
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    Re: FYI !!!

    by Samhain » Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:14 pm

    shaneos wrote:
    There are a number of sponsors of 70K; Metal Hammer, Revolver, Ardschok etc. I don't see what the big deal is with Toxic Vision being a sponsor in their own way. How better to display your wares than by having models wear them at the event. The fact that the models, like Samantha, were able to get abroad by being a model is just a great opportunity for them and more power to them I say. If they were giving out Jaeger shots or cigars this wouldn't even get a mention. Samantha and co., have a great time onbroad and I have no doubt the majority of cruisers support the efforts of the product your are promoting. :deathhorns:


    Thanks, and that's pretty much exactly it.

    And as for the potential body image issues, I can assure you, the 8 of us also come in all different shapes and sizes, and however insecure someone may be feeling with having chicks walking around in Toxic Vision gear, it comes nowhere near close to how nervous a few of us (including myself) are about wearing Toxic Vision. I also give you full permission to laugh your asses off when I face plant in heels, which is a definite inevitability. Just... maybe call a medic if I don't get back up...
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    by Laura » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:34 am

    To echo some of Rachel's thoughts, I appreciate the coherent opinions of the regular forumites here even if I may not always agree with them. The last several posts prove that it is entirely possible to have a calm & sane discussion about even the most hot-botton issues without it turning into a situation where everyone is shouting and no one is listening (or similar breakdown) like the now infamous fb conversation about the pool girls the other night. This is one of those issues we could debate endlessly I think because for some, it strikes a nerve (and sometimes a very raw one).

    VorpalBunny - I think what you said about body image is the most poignant because there probably isn't a female alive who hasn't at one time or another compared herself to some societal ideal of the "perfect" female face & body and felt she fell short somehow. I don't know if men will ever really *completely* understand how the prevalence of youthful & beautiful women in the media and elsewhere (e.g. "pool girls" and other gimmicks) can effect a woman's psyche from time to time and/or in one way or another. A man could argue I suppose that there are plenty of media images of sexy, young & handsome men as well - but I firmly believe that the *emphasis* on female youth & attractiveness (as a positive "value" or measurement of "worth") in western societies and perhaps others - is much more pronounced. For example, how many times have older men been referred to as "distinguished" looking, while I can't really think of a positive equivalent (media-wise and in popular culture) for women. Haha - we just seem to get "old." :beerwink:

    So, VorpalBunny - I can empathize with how you feel and totally understand where you are coming from. But, to echo some of what mooyagi & Samantha said, the 70K gang is a fantastic group of people (by and large ;) ), the cruise is all about the MUSIC and having the time of your life, and I honestly believe that the vast majority will not judge you for what you look like and what you choose to wear - whether it's a bikini by the pool or anything else. But, I also know that we women are often our harshest critics, so in the end, do or wear what makes you feel comfortable. As I said on the fitness thread recently, I haven't worn a two piece bathing suit in years (and I didn't even bring any kind of suit on the cruise) because it makes me feel too self conscious. Is that silly to feel that way? Perhaps. But, I wasn't hanging by the pool much or sunbathing anyway - too many awesome, awesome bands to see.

    If this is your first UMC cruise, enjoy it 1000% - I know you will!!! And re body image issues - just do your best on working through and "making peace" with that in the best way that works for you. :cheers:
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    by Jaimie38 » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:07 am

    Yes, that Facebook nonsense was ...well nonsense. I didn't get involved at all, but apparantly I am a metal poser. I have short hair,no tattoos, wore golfshirts on the first cruise ( :shred: ) and have a managerial type job. Oh well.

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    by mooyagi » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:27 am

    Jaimie38 wrote:Yes, that Facebook nonsense was ...well nonsense. I didn't get involved at all, but apparantly I am a metal poser. I have short hair,no tattoos, wore golfshirts on the first cruise ( :shred: ) and have a managerial type job. Oh well.

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    by Jaimie38 » Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:13 pm

    Laura, remember ThongGate 2011?



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    by Sgt. B » Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:17 pm

    mooyagi wrote:
    Jaimie38 wrote:Yes, that Facebook nonsense was ...well nonsense. I didn't get involved at all, but apparantly I am a metal poser. I have short hair,no tattoos, wore golfshirts on the first cruise ( :shred: ) and have a managerial type job. Oh well.

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    by Sgt. B » Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:22 pm

    Jaimie38 wrote:Yes, that Facebook nonsense was ...well nonsense. I didn't get involved at all, but apparantly I am a metal poser. I have short hair,no tattoos, wore golfshirts on the first cruise ( :shred: ) and have a managerial type job. Oh well.

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    If I was going, I would try to get a t-shirt made up that had something like "99.99 % Metal Poser" It would be even more awesome as a golfshirt.
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    by ShoreSlayer » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:59 pm

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    by WizardBeast » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:26 am

    Sgt. B wrote:
    Jaimie38 wrote:Yes, that Facebook nonsense was ...well nonsense. I didn't get involved at all, but apparantly I am a metal poser. I have short hair,no tattoos, wore golfshirts on the first cruise ( :shred: ) and have a managerial type job. Oh well.

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    If I was going, I would try to get a t-shirt made up that had something like "99.99 % Metal Poser" It would be even more awesome as a golfshirt.


    That's pretty effin awesome. I would love to see guys with 99.99% Metal Poser polo shirts on the cruise! HAHAH. hey a lot of we cruisers are managerial types hence how we can afford such amazing nonsense in the first place.
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    by Memnoch » Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:25 am

    WizardBeast wrote:
    Sgt. B wrote:If I was going, I would try to get a t-shirt made up that had something like "99.99 % Metal Poser" It would be even more awesome as a golfshirt.

    That's pretty effin awesome. I would love to see guys with 99.99% Metal Poser polo shirts on the cruise! HAHAH. hey a lot of we cruisers are managerial types hence how we can afford such amazing nonsense in the first place.

    How 'bout some 99,99% Metal Poser buttons? :D
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    by Stained Class » Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:27 am

    We are posers
    We are the 99.99%
    #Occupy70K

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    by Sgt. B » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:36 pm

    gnoff_the_creep wrote:I'm fairly sure I'm a poser, gotta be, since I am not able to spot poser, then I have to be one of them, right?

    I don't have long hair even, and I've been busted by the fun police at black metal shows



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    by WizardBeast » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:42 pm

    gnoff_the_creep wrote:I'm fairly sure I'm a poser, gotta be, since I am not able to spot poser, then I have to be one of them, right?

    I don't have long hair even, and I've been busted by the fun police at black metal shows



    Looks like you're having a little TOO MUCH FUN back there....LOL Fuckin' fun police! Why can't I hump your fuzzy pink backpack? that is FUN and METAL as fuck.
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    by WizardBeast » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:42 pm

    Memnoch wrote:
    WizardBeast wrote:
    Sgt. B wrote:If I was going, I would try to get a t-shirt made up that had something like "99.99 % Metal Poser" It would be even more awesome as a golfshirt.

    That's pretty effin awesome. I would love to see guys with 99.99% Metal Poser polo shirts on the cruise! HAHAH. hey a lot of we cruisers are managerial types hence how we can afford such amazing nonsense in the first place.

    How 'bout some 99,99% Metal Poser buttons? :D


    Oh Shit! :ugeek:

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    by Sgt. B » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:14 pm

    gnoff_the_creep wrote:
    WizardBeast wrote:
    Memnoch wrote:How 'bout some 99,99% Metal Poser buttons? :D


    Oh Shit! :ugeek:

    Very timely.



    How about "poser inside" buttons? :lol:


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    Re: FYI !!!

    by athun » Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:11 pm

    my friend who is an actual poser is really getting pissed at all the people posing as posers and has threatened to go ninja on you all. he is 99.99% sure of this. :wank:
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    Re: FYI !!!

    by KDibildeaux » Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:22 pm

    Uh oh! :lol:

    gnoff_the_creep wrote:
    WizardBeast wrote:
    Memnoch wrote:How 'bout some 99,99% Metal Poser buttons? :D


    Oh Shit! :ugeek:

    Very timely.



    How about "poser inside" buttons? :lol:

    Hahah that's a pretty sweet idea :mrgreen:
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    Re: FYI !!!

    by mooyagi » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:41 pm

    athun wrote:my friend who is an actual poser is really getting pissed at all the people posing as posers and has threatened to go ninja on you all. he is 99.99% sure of this. :wank:


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    Re: FYI !!!

    by sageoftruth » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:19 am

    mooyagi wrote:
    athun wrote:my friend who is an actual poser is really getting pissed at all the people posing as posers and has threatened to go ninja on you all. he is 99.99% sure of this. :wank:


    :lol: :lol: :lol:


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    Re: FYI !!!

    by vikingbitch » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:31 am

    Stained Class wrote:We are posers
    We are the 99.99%
    #Occupy70K

    Random thought in my head for the day.


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    Re: FYI !!!

    by Stained Class » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:02 am

    vikingbitch wrote:
    Stained Class wrote:We are posers
    We are the 99.99%
    #Occupy70K

    Random thought in my head for the day.


    This was my absolute favorite :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Re: FYI !!!

    by DemonNIN » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:49 am

    athun wrote:my friend who is an actual poser is really getting pissed at all the people posing as posers and has threatened to go ninja on you all. he is 99.99% sure of this. :wank:

    :lol: :lol:
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    Re: FYI !!!

    by DemonNIN » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:49 am

    gnoff_the_creep wrote:
    WizardBeast wrote:
    Memnoch wrote:How 'bout some 99,99% Metal Poser buttons? :D


    Oh Shit! :ugeek:

    Very timely.



    How about "poser inside" buttons? :lol:

    Excellent idea Gnoff! :viking:
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    Re: FYI !!!

    by athun » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:18 am

    Stained Class wrote:We are posers
    We are the 99.99%
    #Occupy70K


    :lol: :givebeer:
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    Re: FYI !!!

    by mooyagi » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:29 pm

    Gross! I'm happily taking a dump and a fucking cockroach came tumbling out ouf the air vent above me. Glad it was a little one and only one (so far). Oh! And that it didn't land on me just next to me.
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    Re: FYI !!!

    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:25 pm

    mooyagi wrote:Gross! I'm happily taking a dump and a fucking cockroach came tumbling out ouf the air vent above me. Glad it was a little one and only one (so far). Oh! And that it didn't land on me just next to me.

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