One of the singers baby lacks 4 days to complete 6 months

by **Viking** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:28 pm

The Royal Caribbean won´t make an exception even though the baby only lacks 4 days to reach the age limit of half a year to be able to cruise with the R.C. P

robably one of the swedish bands will miss a singer.....

by **Captain Metal** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:32 pm

I've read this a couple of times and am still not sure what to make of it

by **ShoreSlayer** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:34 pm

I totally get it even though I don't know which band he's talking about. And it gets it's own thread and everything! I love it!!

Metalwrath · by **Metalwrath** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:35 pm

I don't think it's a Singer you are refering to and probably the guitarist from Sabaton.
And yes i hope the guy from DragonForce does not completly ruin the show but i can't imgaine the show being as good as the one in Czech republic now that this guy is filling in

by **Captain Metal** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:35 pm

How about this baby:

GET IN MY BELLY!

by **debborah1** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:36 pm

Captain Metal wrote:How about this baby:

GET IN MY BELLY!

THAT!...is the most disturbing cake I have ever seen

by **Captain Metal** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:37 pm

You can thank Diana for that gem

by **Disaster Area** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:39 pm

debborah1 wrote:
Captain Metal wrote:How about this baby:

GET IN MY BELLY!

THAT!...is the most disturbing cake I have ever seen

Who wants to cut the cord?

by **asmegin** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:39 pm

Disaster Area wrote:
debborah1 wrote:
Captain Metal wrote:How about this baby:

GET IN MY BELLY!

THAT!...is the most disturbing cake I have ever seen

Who wants to cut the cord?

mmmmm, sugary

by **Captain Metal** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:42 pm

I want the head myself

by **Viking** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:44 pm

It´s a singer and it´s not Sabaton. My source is impeccible...

by **Captain Metal** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:45 pm

Look, if you want a piece of this cake, then get to the point

by **Witch Bear** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:51 pm

A baby on a cake? Oh yummy. This is my kind of appetizer.

Will they be serving this at the buffet? If so, it saves me time having to hunt one down.

by **cowboy71** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:01 pm

So its a singer, Swedish band, not Sabaton.

It can therefore only be Amon Amarth, Dark Tranquillity, Marduk or Unleashed.

Two of those bands I care zero for, two I'm dying to see.

by **Captain Metal** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:03 pm

I should've known a baby cake would bring the Witch Bear out of seclusion

by **wildchild** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:21 pm

Viking wrote:The Royal Caribbean won´t make an exception even though the baby only lacks 4 days to reach the age limit of half a year to be able to cruise with the R.C. P robably one of the swedish bands will miss a singer.....

you´re here at last

...are you set to go on FRIDAY ?

by **Viking** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:28 pm

Sure thing, då ska vi ösa järnet!!!

by **sar01061969** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:37 pm

What band are you referring to?? I am kinda pissed if the singer from either of the bands mentioned on not the the cruise

by **Deathbringer** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:53 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts9WBMTuDD0

by **Evican** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:57 pm

Errr... Why would they need to bring their child on broad?

by **wildchild** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:09 pm

Viking wrote:Sure thing, då ska vi ösa järnet!!!

by **Captain Metal** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:06 pm

I love how the Swedish people in this thread completely ignore anyone's question as to the identity of this supposed baby smuggler

by **Disaster Area** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:12 pm

Captain Metal wrote:I love how the Swedish people in this thread completely ignore anyone's question as to the identity of this supposed baby smuggler

Baby smuggling? In that case my guess is it's Marduk;

obviously a child sacrifice, black metal is evil like that, blah blah blah

by **TOM CRUISE** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:22 pm

Disaster Area wrote:
Captain Metal wrote:I love how the Swedish people in this thread completely ignore anyone's question as to the identity of this supposed baby smuggler

Baby smuggling? In that case my guess is it's Marduk;

obviously a child sacrifice, black metal is evil like that, blah blah blah

FUNNIEST THING YOU HAVE POSTED IN AGES. EXCELLENT POST!

by **Evil Red** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:29 pm

Captain Metal wrote:How about this baby:

GET IN MY BELLY!

Two things I hate. Babies and cake. I might make an exception to eat the face though...

by **TOM CRUISE** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:33 pm

Evil Red wrote:
Captain Metal wrote:How about this baby:

GET IN MY BELLY!

Two things I hate. Babies and cake. I might make an exception to eat the face though...

WOWWWWWWWWW we have two more things in common. me too!

by **Davina** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:34 am

Evil Red wrote:
Captain Metal wrote:How about this baby:

GET IN MY BELLY!

Two things I hate. Babies and cake. I might make an exception to eat the face though...

Lol. This cake is disturbing.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:36 am

Davina wrote:Lol. This cake is disturbing.

Only if you're the type who has a problem stabbing newborns in the face with a big sharp knife.

Otherwise, it's kinda cool

by **wildchild** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:17 am

Captain Metal wrote:I love how the Swedish people in this thread completely ignore anyone's question as to the identity of this supposed baby smuggler

This Swede is ignoring the questions because I have no clue whatsoever what he´s talking about, inside info I gather, so give me a piece of that cake now PLEASE

by **Le G@SP** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:37 am

this cake makes me want to puke just by looking at it

by **Bentz!** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:45 am

Yeah, that cake is extra creepy.

I'm sure the cake lacks at least 4 days to complete 6 months, and therefore will not be on the cruise.

by **raoul volfoni** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:57 am

this is gollum's baby

by **ralflizard** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:47 pm

Its not from sweden and its not a singer, but also missing the cruise due to child birth:

Coen will not be joining Epica on the 70.000 tons of Metal cruise and the latin-american dates early Februari.

"As you might know. Linda, my wife, and I are expecting our first child. The due date happens to be around the same time as the cruise. As you might understand, I will stay at home since I don't want to miss the birth of my first child."

Joining Epica on keyboards for these show is Oliver Palotai (Kamelot/Sons of Seasons), friend of the band and the right man for the job because of his amazing talent.

Taken from www.epica.nl

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:50 pm

Bentz! wrote:I'm sure the cake lacks at least 4 days to complete 6 months, and therefore will not be on the cruise.

by **Memnoch** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:37 pm

gnoff wrote:I hate babies, but I like cake, so that cake is somewhat difficult for me.

I've never tasted a baby, but I would like to think they'd serve those as appetizers or main course and not as a dessert on a cake. Or is this like those sweet and sour meals? Asian baby food.

by **wildchild** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:33 pm

ralflizard wrote:Its not from sweden and its not a singer, but also missing the cruise due to child birth:

Coen will not be joining Epica on the 70.000 tons of Metal cruise and the latin-american dates early Februari.

"As you might know. Linda, my wife, and I are expecting our first child. The due date happens to be around the same time as the cruise. As you might understand, I will stay at home since I don't want to miss the birth of my first child."

Joining Epica on keyboards for these show is Oliver Palotai (Kamelot/Sons of Seasons), friend of the band and the right man for the job because of his amazing talent.

Taken from http://www.epica.nl

The baby we´re talking about is already born and 4 days from being 6 months old...so the singer is not allowed to bring his lacking 4 days near 6 month old baby according to RC rules...and he is Swedish

by **KevinP** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:07 pm

As long as it ain't Hegg or Legion I don't give a rats patoot.

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:10 pm

i'm all for a baby-free cruise. i certainly don't want that thing in the room next to me!

by **Malaka** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:12 pm

KevinP wrote:As long as it ain't Hegg or Legion I don't give a rats patoot.

Legion is no longer in Marduk. He was replaced by Mortuus of Funeral Mist in 2004. If we're talking about the same Legion.

by **KevinP** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:14 pm

SlaytanicE21 wrote:
KevinP wrote:As long as it ain't Hegg or Legion I don't give a rats patoot.

Legion is no longer in Marduk. He was replaced by Mortuus of Funeral Mist in 2004. If we're talking about the same Legion.

Good catch, I did mean Mortus. Not sure why Legion, of all people, was on the brain. Although I really did like "Dread". Axelson is very underated.

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