We want Arkona!!!! - Page 3

by **raspberry*tart** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:44 am

Memnoch wrote:My ranting on Facebook might not have been too clear on where I stand with Arkona.
I hate them. And I never say I hate any music at all. Just get the ducks they're trying to woo and get the Russkies offbroad.

+1

by **KevinP** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:06 am

Masha covered with Vegemite

by **mooyagi** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:11 am

Element0s wrote:I'm pretty sure no one on this forum yet has actually heard me play piano

I've at least heard you play keybroad on the Samandriel cd. Something tells me if Rachel hears you play she may go after your dumplings

KevinP wrote:Masha covered with Vegemite

The KevinP bukkake

by **Stained Class** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:24 am

mooyagi wrote:
Element0s wrote:I'm pretty sure no one on this forum yet has actually heard me play piano

I've at least heard you play keybroad on the Samandriel cd. Something tells me if Rachel hears you play she may go after your dumplings

by **viathyn** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:40 am

It's ok, Jeff will cockblock himself.

by **Stained Class** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:48 am

viathyn wrote:It's ok, Jeff will cockblock himself.

Have faith. I beleive in Jeff this time.

by **KevinP** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:50 am

mooyagi wrote:The KevinP bukkake

It is a salty concoction & excreted from tube afterall

by **viathyn** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:09 am

KevinP wrote:
mooyagi wrote:The KevinP bukkake

It is a salty concoction & excreted from tube afterall

Hopefully not by rolling up from the base after removing a cap!

by **viathyn** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:10 am

Stained Class wrote:
viathyn wrote:It's ok, Jeff will cockblock himself.

Have faith. I beleive in Jeff this time.

You know, I always have the utmost of faith in that man. We'll have to leave it up to the wind and I guess Rachel.. she should probably have a say in this too.

by **Stained Class** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:16 am

viathyn wrote:
Stained Class wrote:
viathyn wrote:It's ok, Jeff will cockblock himself.

Have faith. I beleive in Jeff this time.

You know, I always have the utmost of faith in that man. We'll have to leave it up to the wind and I guess Rachel.. she should probably have a say in this too.

I think we're going on more than a few assumptions at this point.

by **AlaskaRachel** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:50 am

viathyn wrote:
Stained Class wrote:
viathyn wrote:It's ok, Jeff will cockblock himself.

Have faith. I beleive in Jeff this time.

You know, I always have the utmost of faith in that man. We'll have to leave it up to the wind and I guess Rachel.. she should probably have a say in this too.

*believe.

viathyn wrote:It's ok, Jeff will cockblock himself.

:(

by **viathyn** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:55 am

Just going by track record hon, not trying to alarm you!

He's full of surprises, that one...

by **AlaskaRachel** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:02 am

viathyn wrote:Just going by track record hon, not trying to alarm you!

He's full of surprises, that one...

Yea well I have a pretty good track record of panicking at the last second and vagina blocking myself. So it'll just be two keyboard players sitting around awkwardly avoiding each other.

Edit: That's probably why I didn't get dumplings

by **viathyn** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:04 am

AlaskaRachel wrote:
viathyn wrote:Just going by track record hon, not trying to alarm you!

He's full of surprises, that one...

Yea well I have a pretty good track record of panicking at the last second and vagina blocking myself. So it'll just be two keyboard players sitting around awkwardly avoiding each other.

With invisible chastidy belts protecting several sets of junk.

by **Stained Class** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:07 am

AlaskaRachel wrote:
viathyn wrote:Just going by track record hon, not trying to alarm you!

He's full of surprises, that one...

Yea well I have a pretty good track record of panicking at the last second and vagina blocking myself. So it'll just be two keyboard players sitting around awkwardly avoiding each other.

Edit: That's probably why I didn't get dumplings

Most people have a simple solution for this: alcohol!
(Jeff doesn't drink much, so it should help a lot!)

by **AlaskaRachel** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:10 am

Stained Class wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:
viathyn wrote:Just going by track record hon, not trying to alarm you!

He's full of surprises, that one...

Yea well I have a pretty good track record of panicking at the last second and vagina blocking myself. So it'll just be two keyboard players sitting around awkwardly avoiding each other.

Edit: That's probably why I didn't get dumplings

Most people have a simple solution for this: alcohol!
(Jeff doesn't drink much, so it should help a lot!)

I'm gonna stop talking about this now.

ARKONA!

by **Stained Class** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:12 am

When the Albertan's team up we can make anyone feel uncomfortable.

Yeah uh...Arkona. I've only heard one song. Someone crash course me.

by **KevinP** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:21 am

Stained Class wrote::lol: When the Albertan's team up we can make anyone feel uncomfortable.

Yeah uh...Arkona. I've only heard one song. Someone crash course me.

Probably their most popular song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ZVMQayzng

by **viathyn** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:24 am

Radi Roll'd! Fuck!

by **KevinP** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:27 am

Suck it WB

by **viathyn** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:29 am

KevinP wrote:Suck it WB

Troll it up WB (2)

by **mooyagi** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:58 am

Stained Class wrote::lol: When the Albertan's team up we can make anyone feel uncomfortable.

Yeah uh...Arkona. I've only heard one song. Someone crash course me.

I put a bunch of links in the original post.

by **tenebre** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:53 am

New Arkona in August .. Слово or Slovo...

Sounds pretty cool. Also makes them have a new release in time for the cruise :-P

by **KevinP** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:40 am

tenebre wrote:New Arkona in August .. Слово or Slovo...

Sounds pretty cool. Also makes them have a new release in time for the cruise :-P

No talk of music, only creepy thoughts are allowed in this thread

by **Rab** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:21 am

AlaskaRachel wrote:Man, you guys and your high standards.

My standards are as follows

A. Female no tuck backs or scars from a former tuckback member
B. Single
C. Willing to settle for less

by **mooyagi** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:08 am

KevinP wrote:
tenebre wrote:New Arkona in August .. Слово or Slovo...

Sounds pretty cool. Also makes them have a new release in time for the cruise :-P

No talk of music, only creepy thoughts are allowed in this thread

didn't know there was a new one coming out. That's great news!

New CD = More promo pics and videos = More Masha = More better

Website · by **Disco** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:30 pm

Memnoch wrote:My ranting on Facebook might not have been too clear on where I stand with Arkona.
I hate them. And I never say I hate any music at all. Just get the ducks they're trying to woo and get the Russkies offbroad.

They could be worse. They could be Blackguard

. I'm all for Arkona next year. She's one of the few women that can do the death metal growl well.

by **vikingbitch** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:59 am

Rab wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:Man, you guys and your high standards.

My standards are as follows

A. Female no tuck backs or scars from a former tuckback member
B. Single
C. Willing to settle for less

RE: Masha - I still don't get your fascination with her. She may be 28 and has procreated a few times, but she still looks like she's 14 years old for goodness sakes. I don't get it and don't really want to

by **KevinP** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:21 pm

vikingbitch wrote:RE: Masha - I still don't get your fascination with her.

Blonde, Russian, talented, yummy looking

vikingbitch wrote: She may be 28 and has procreated a few times,

proof or I call bullshit.

vikingbitch wrote: but she still looks like she's 14 years old for goodness sakes.

I don't get that. Do you want her to suck on nictotine sticks and age her prematurely?

(you walked right into that one there)

by **mooyagi** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:28 pm

I do think that she actually has a kid. In that case, total MILF. She is very yummy looking. Unfortunately, Russian women age like milk so it's all the more reason to book them for the next cruise before things turn sour

by **KevinP** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:41 pm

mooyagi wrote:I do think that she actually has a kid. In that case, total MILF. She is very yummy looking. Unfortunately, Russian women age like milk so it's all the more reason to book them for the next cruise before things turn sour

Interesting factoid. MILK Factor 5 engage

Maybe you can edit the thread title to WE Want Arkona & Masha MILF

EDIT - just found this :

---------------------
Mad Mike: Are there any tour plans for the new album?

Masha "Scream" Archipova: Unfortunately, no. I gave birth to my second son in May and I dedicate all my time to him now. We’ll have the album presentation in Moscow on October 31, but with our European fans I’ll be able to meet only in May at the Ragnarok fest 7.

Mad Mike: Is there any chance you guys may come over to the states for a tour or some shows?

Masha "Scream" Archipova: I think sooner or later this moment will come. If there’s interest in our music in your country, it means our coming is not so far off!

----------------------

So 3 things:

1 - DOUBLE MILF
2 - Cruise = no chance in hell

OR

3 - easy family vacation on a ship

Though it would be hard to "get your creep on" with her rugrats running around.

by **MadameLePink** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:49 pm

KevinP wrote:Mad Mike: Are there any tour plans for the new album?

Masha "Scream" Archipova: Unfortunately, no. I gave birth to my second son in May and I dedicate all my time to him now. We’ll have the album presentation in Moscow on October 31, but with our European fans I’ll be able to meet only in May at the Ragnarok fest 7.

When is that statement from? They will be on the Heidenfest tour in october.

by **KevinP** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:53 pm

http://metalstormmag.com/index.php/arch ... -interview

Posted 2 months ago

by **MadameLePink** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:54 pm

KevinP wrote:http://metalstormmag.com/index.php/archive/90-arkona-interview

Posted 2 months ago

Strange. I'm going to see them on october, 8 with Finntroll, Turisas and more

by **AlaskaRachel** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:05 pm

MadameLePink wrote:
KevinP wrote:http://metalstormmag.com/index.php/archive/90-arkona-interview

Posted 2 months ago

Strange. I'm going to see them on october, 8 with Finntroll, Turisas and more

You're bringing your camera, right?

by **MadameLePink** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:08 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:
MadameLePink wrote:
KevinP wrote:http://metalstormmag.com/index.php/archive/90-arkona-interview

Posted 2 months ago

Strange. I'm going to see them on october, 8 with Finntroll, Turisas and more

You're bringing your camera, right?

Of course! I hope I will have more luck this time

by **KevinP** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:21 pm

I would be surprised if TURISAS were not booked for the cruise. Seems like ALOT of people wanted to see them last time as well. so unless there is some sort of scheduling conflict, I would tend to think they are a high probability.

by **AlaskaRachel** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:22 pm

KevinP wrote:I would be surprised if TURISAS were not booked for the cruise. Seems like ALOT of people wanted to see them last time as well. so unless there is some sort of scheduling conflict, I would tend to think they are a high probability.

I tell myself that every day.

...This is a surprising post from you.

by **viathyn** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:23 pm

Yes I think they're a front-runner for sure.

by **KevinP** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:29 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:
KevinP wrote:I would be surprised if TURISAS were not booked for the cruise. Seems like ALOT of people wanted to see them last time as well. so unless there is some sort of scheduling conflict, I would tend to think they are a high probability.

I tell myself that every day.

...This is a surprising post from you.

I didn't say I liked them.

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