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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Witch Bear » Mon May 24, 2010 1:08 pm

    But alligator am asking for it. He am keep prank calling when me am sleeping. Him tiny brain am no hear of caller ID, so me am know it him.
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by TOM CRUISE » Mon May 24, 2010 4:15 pm

    Well I want a wallet, mine is wearing out.

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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Disaster Area » Mon May 24, 2010 4:22 pm

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    Note to retard Sheriff, 40' alligators don't give a fuck about warning shots...
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by TOM CRUISE » Mon May 24, 2010 6:31 pm

    animal faceoff-

    Black Bear VS Alligator. (violent)

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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Captain Metal » Tue May 25, 2010 5:02 am

    It's animal madness!

    That Alligator poster gave me a chuckle. I haven't seen that movie in forever.

    I was looking through the list of Animal Face Off videos and noticed there was one missing, but then I found it elsewhere:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u99n-F1QP7E
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by viathyn » Tue May 25, 2010 7:45 am

    Witch bear:

    No need to fight that stupid sunuvabitch, he just got owned by some hippos!

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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Blacktophat » Wed May 26, 2010 2:54 pm

    Hungry, Hungry, Hippos :headbanger:
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Captain Metal » Wed May 26, 2010 4:05 pm

    I think Witch Bear would have to be wary of one of those, but luckily for him, we only have those at the zoo. Unless of course, they get his number too.

    Then it'll be epic animal on animal warfare. Gators and Hippos and Witch Bears.Oh MY! :lol:
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by CsarG » Wed May 26, 2010 4:15 pm

    Things to do while in Miami list:

    1) Kidnap a Hippo from the zoo
    2) Teach him mystic arts and witchcraft
    3) Find him a smexy hat
    4) Get a Polar Bear and/or honey pots to lure Witch Bear
    5) Announce the show and hire Ticketmaster (Free for 70k tons crew of course)
    6) Enjoy the show :cool:
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Witch Bear » Thu May 27, 2010 4:17 pm

    This plan am no work very well if you am put on internet for all to see. If you am can pull off first 2 on list, then me am willing to participate. Since hippo am more likely to crush you like grape before am do any of it, me am not so worried. They am crankier then any bear me know. Me am wondering something. What am a smexy hat? This am some arcane item me am never hear of before?
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Disaster Area » Thu May 27, 2010 4:37 pm

    Witch Bear wrote: What am a smexy hat? This am some arcane item me am never hear of before?


    Smexy Hat = Smelly Mexican Hat
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Witch Bear » Thu May 27, 2010 4:40 pm

    Me am see now. Smelly hat am maybe give hippo edge
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Disaster Area » Thu May 27, 2010 4:42 pm

    Witch Bear wrote:Me am see now. Smelly hat am maybe give hippo edge


    I can't see the advantage it would provide.

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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Disaster Area » Thu May 27, 2010 4:43 pm

    Shit! YIPES!!
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Disaster Area » Thu May 27, 2010 4:44 pm

    Wait, what? This isn't scary at all...
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Witch Bear » Thu May 27, 2010 4:44 pm

    That am what happen when magical smelly hat am used wrong
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by viathyn » Mon May 31, 2010 9:47 am

    Or that could be the cause of the smell if wearer has poor hygeine :?
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Captain Metal » Mon May 31, 2010 11:59 am

    As long as there isn't anyone laying on the beach in Cozumel like that, then we'll be fine :?
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by debborah1 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:54 am

    Disaster Area wrote:Wait, what? This isn't scary at all...
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Captain Metal » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:05 pm

    Now imagine if it were Ron Jeremy under that sombrero. Would you still run away? From the Hedgehog? :lol:
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    by debborah1 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:09 pm

    Captain Metal wrote:Now imagine if it were Ron Jeremy under that sombrero. Would you still run away? From the Hedgehog? :lol:

    OMG!....RUN??
    I think I would start out tip toeing, so as not to wake the hairy beast.....then yes.....RUN LIKE HELL :shock:
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:23 pm

    Looks at Deb... "Hey, don't be scared now little girl... I come bearing gifts and I like metal too!"

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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by debborah1 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:25 pm

    as he grabs me by the arm to pull me near him.........I instantly start to chew my arm off aaaaagggghhhhhhhhhh!
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by sheila » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:55 pm

    debborah1 wrote:as he grabs me by the arm to pull me near him.........I instantly start to chew my arm off aaaaagggghhhhhhhhhh!


    I think id puke all over him first...... dis-locate my arm .... scream rape... and pray some sucker comes to help me! Good god he is NOT attractive.. who cares about whats in his pants... thats just not enough for me! UGGGG :death:
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by debborah1 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:03 pm

    sheila wrote:
    debborah1 wrote:as he grabs me by the arm to pull me near him.........I instantly start to chew my arm off aaaaagggghhhhhhhhhh!


    I think id puke all over him first...... dis-locate my arm .... scream rape... and pray some sucker comes to help me! Good god he is NOT attractive.. who cares about whats in his pants... thats just not enough for me! UGGGG :death:

    ahhhhahahahahaaaa....or whats under his hat! (either of them).....I just threw up a little...hock, spit!
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by sheila » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:17 pm

    debborah1 wrote:
    sheila wrote:
    debborah1 wrote:as he grabs me by the arm to pull me near him.........I instantly start to chew my arm off aaaaagggghhhhhhhhhh!


    I think id puke all over him first...... dis-locate my arm .... scream rape... and pray some sucker comes to help me! Good god he is NOT attractive.. who cares about whats in his pants... thats just not enough for me! UGGGG :death:

    ahhhhahahahahaaaa....or whats under his hat! (either of them).....I just threw up a little...hock, spit!


    Pants.. hat.. whet ever he is wearin...lol glad someone feels the same way I do! hahahha yea... i did that when I saw that pic! Gouge my eyes out please!!!!ewww ewww ewwww :death:
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by debborah1 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:33 pm

    I CONCUR!!!
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    and just to keep the thread police happy....THIS
    is something NOT to do in Miami!
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by sheila » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:36 pm

    Unless your into Big hairy fat guys.. then go for it! hhahahahaha :death:
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Captain Metal » Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:01 pm

    Now that's comedy! :lol:

    Personally, I would love to get that Nuclear Assault shirt he's wearing (a new one as opposed to THAT one).
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Dark Dreams » Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:46 am

    sheila wrote:Big hairy fat guys..


    you just killed my appetite.
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by sideways » Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:57 am

    ShoreSlayer wrote:Looks at Deb... "Hey, don't be scared now little girl... I come bearing gifts and I like metal too!"


    ..... :| That is absolutely terrifying.
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    by AlabastRDisastR » Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:59 pm

    sideways wrote:
    ShoreSlayer wrote:Looks at Deb... "Hey, don't be scared now little girl... I come bearing gifts and I like metal too!"


    ..... :| That is absolutely terrifying.



    Yea, that's as good as, "Hey kid. Your mom sent me to come pick you up because I have puppies & she wants you to pick one!...Want some candy?" :shock:
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:38 pm

    lol...

    I sure hope you guys realize I was implying those words as Ron Jeremy's and not attempting to get mileage out of them myself :twisted:
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by metalheadtop » Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:14 pm

    TOM CRUISE wrote:anyone know how far Nicko McBrain of Iron Maiden's restaurant is from Miami? "Rock and Roll Ribs"?

    That is all the way up by Coral Springs. About 30 miles from Miami. Next time I am up in that area I will try it out.
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by HitemHard » Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:43 pm

    How cool would that be eating ribs at a restaurant owned by one of the best drummers on the planet. Meeting him might be awkward......hi nice to meet you....oh shit I'm sorry my hands must have been covered in BBQ sauce. Let me get you a napkin for your hands. :beerwink:
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by BlackToothGrin » Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:49 pm

    That would be really great! I would love to check it out. I have discovered that the perfect pre-drinking meal is a LARGE portion of meat, potatoes of any variety (preferably baked on the BBQ with onions and garlic butter) and some corn-on-the-cob. It's almost like preparing yourself for a marathon of sorts.
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by raoul volfoni » Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:34 pm

    My last time in florida was in 1999, and we stop before reaching key west. After year of regrets, this time, we want to go there, but is Key west really a "must see"?
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    by onenight » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:04 pm

    raoul volfoni wrote:My last time in florida was in 1999, and we stop before reaching key west. After year of regrets, this time, we want to go there, but is Key west really a "must see"?


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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Nina » Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:24 am

    I planned to spend 2 days in key west too, but now I´m looking for somewhere else to.
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    Re: Things to do while in Miami

    by Daenerys » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:47 am

    Personally, I'm not that impressed by Key West. If you're thinking about going to Key West, you have to enjoy drinking.. ALOT... because there's truthfully not too much else to do there. Key West has a lot of water sports like scuba, snorkling and jet skiing but they don't actually have beaches there. They have some cool historical stuff like the Hemingway House and the ghost tours, but those only take a few hours, tops. Not sure if they have anything going on there in January, most of the festivals (Fantasy Fest, Lobster Fest) are in summer and fall. However, I am a Florida native so I've been spoiled by all of the beaches and beachtowns we have here. Basically to me, Key West is a fun 2-day or so trip, but I wouldn't say its a must-see. However, if you're making the trip over here from outside of the States, it might be worthwhile! :D
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