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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by DemonNIN » Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:17 pm

    Metal1529 wrote:I'd like to officially sign my name to this petition. And can we maybe get some lifeguards, in case I suddenly "forget how to swim".

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    nahhh he's too normal looking... needs tattoos and a crazy glimmer in his eye . Looks like a guy from that Jersey Shore show.
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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by vikingbitch » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:04 pm

    Hi Marlo,

    Thanks for writing to us and for your suggestion!

    We're excited to have you on board for 70000TONS OF METAL later this month!

    We appreciate your input! That being said, we are not able to grant your request to have some of the on-board artists serve as pool boys.

    If you have any questions or concerns please do not hesitate to contact us at any time!

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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by Ecliptica » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:16 pm

    Ahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by KDibildeaux » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:14 pm

    vikingbitch wrote:Hi Marlo,

    Thanks for writing to us and for your suggestion!

    We're excited to have you on board for 70000TONS OF METAL later this month!

    We appreciate your input! That being said, we are not able to grant your request to have some of the on-board artists serve as pool boys.

    If you have any questions or concerns please do not hesitate to contact us at any time!

    Cheers,

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    WTF?????well how about. Non band pool boys then? We need it DAMMIT!
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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by Pamela » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:31 pm

    vikingbitch wrote:Hi Marlo,

    Thanks for writing to us and for your suggestion!

    We're excited to have you on board for 70000TONS OF METAL later this month!

    We appreciate your input! That being said, we are not able to grant your request to have some of the on-board artists serve as pool boys.

    If you have any questions or concerns please do not hesitate to contact us at any time!

    Cheers,

    your Ultimate Music Cruises team


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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by Samhain » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:40 pm

    vikingbitch wrote:Hi Marlo,

    Thanks for writing to us and for your suggestion!

    We're excited to have you on board for 70000TONS OF METAL later this month!

    We appreciate your input! That being said, we are not able to grant your request to have some of the on-board artists serve as pool boys.

    If you have any questions or concerns please do not hesitate to contact us at any time!

    Cheers,

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    How much beer do you think we'd have to purchase for the artists to bribe them into doing it anyway?
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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by AlaskaRachel » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:45 am

    vikingbitch wrote:I just sent the following to UMC:

    Hello UMC,

    Nice to see another announcement today however I feel it doesn't cater to both of your demographics, primarily the female variety. So I would like to request pool boys. If it all possible that you could make arrangements with Heri and Terji of Tyr and Mathias of Turisas to perform such a service in between their sets it would be greatly appreciated.

    Looking forward to sailing in a few weeks and hope all of you are well.

    Marlo


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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by AlaskaRachel » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:49 am

    Samhain wrote:
    vikingbitch wrote:Hi Marlo,

    Thanks for writing to us and for your suggestion!

    We're excited to have you on board for 70000TONS OF METAL later this month!

    We appreciate your input! That being said, we are not able to grant your request to have some of the on-board artists serve as pool boys.

    If you have any questions or concerns please do not hesitate to contact us at any time!

    Cheers,

    your Ultimate Music Cruises team


    How much beer do you think we'd have to purchase for the artists to bribe them into doing it anyway?

    Probably not that much. I think those folk metal guys are easily persuaded with just a little beer.
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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by AlaskaRachel » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:51 am

    Ecliptica wrote:Fuck, I'll do it.

    Alright, let's slap some studded leather booty shorts on this man and call it good.
    Get a pair for Jaimie as well.
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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by AlaskaRachel » Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:06 am

    Last post: I sent Turisas a message explaining our request. I'll let you know if they're in or if they block me :lol:
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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by Samhain » Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:12 am

    AlaskaRachel wrote:Last post: I sent Turisas a message explaining our request. I'll let you know if they're in or if they block me :lol:


    Hahaha, yes! If that fails, we'll just get them really drunk.
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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by DemonNIN » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:08 am

    AlaskaRachel wrote:
    Ecliptica wrote:Fuck, I'll do it.

    Alright, let's slap some studded leather booty shorts on this man and call it good.
    Get a pair for Jaimie as well.

    sounds awesome Rachel ! :D
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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by DemonNIN » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:09 am

    AlaskaRachel wrote:Last post: I sent Turisas a message explaining our request. I'll let you know if they're in or if they block me :lol:

    here's hoping they reply and say they will do it!
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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by Speedy » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:21 am

    vikingbitch wrote:I happen to think Petri is quite the dish (pun intended) :lol: ;) :boobs:

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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by Jaimie38 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:39 am

    AlaskaRachel wrote:
    Get a pair for Jaimie as well.



    I love and respect EVERYONE on broad too much for this to happen!


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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by DemonNIN » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:58 am

    Jaimie38 wrote:
    AlaskaRachel wrote:
    Get a pair for Jaimie as well.



    I love and respect EVERYONE on broad too much for this to happen!


    :oops:

    :lol: :lol:
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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by Speedy » Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:01 am

    Jaimie38 wrote:I love and respect EVERYONE on broad too much for this to happen!


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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by vikingbitch » Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:36 am

    Samhain wrote:
    AlaskaRachel wrote:Last post: I sent Turisas a message explaining our request. I'll let you know if they're in or if they block me :lol:


    Hahaha, yes! If that fails, we'll just get them really drunk.


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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by Samhain » Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:13 pm

    vikingbitch wrote:
    Samhain wrote:
    AlaskaRachel wrote:Last post: I sent Turisas a message explaining our request. I'll let you know if they're in or if they block me :lol:


    Hahaha, yes! If that fails, we'll just get them really drunk.


    Drool Brigade team effort FTW :lol:

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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by DemonNIN » Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:55 pm

    vikingbitch wrote:
    Samhain wrote:
    AlaskaRachel wrote:Last post: I sent Turisas a message explaining our request. I'll let you know if they're in or if they block me :lol:


    Hahaha, yes! If that fails, we'll just get them really drunk.


    Drool Brigade team effort FTW :lol:

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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by KevinP » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:39 pm

    Steve Grimmett wants all the ladies to "grab his garmin" when he bends over :P

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    Re: PETITION: POOL BOYS

    by Blumpkin » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:59 am

    I think the belly flop contestants would be good candidates. :D
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