[sheila]

Surprise Surprise......
I just realized whats wrong with the lineup.
You haven't announced one German metal band.
What the fuck?
Please don't just turn this into Thrash Cruise.

I'm sure the addition of David Hasselhoff will negate anything awesome or "thrashy" about this cruise.

(FYI, as an American, I'm rejecting The Hoff as a US artist and freely giving himm back to Duitsland)

I agree with you 100% ...I wana punch him in his face... and i am i non -violent person!! He makes me angry!! Just his name is pissing me off!!.................

[Chopper]

We have 3 german bands, 2 are thrash and one solo artist.

We Have no Norwegian bands.

[Metalwrath]

We have 3 german bands, 2 are thrash and one solo artist.

We Have no Norwegian bands.

We do actually haha.my mistake for not knowing where they were from.

[Captain Metal]

Considering that a Canadian company is putting this together, I think a bit of Canadian representation is called for as well. Then of course there's South America, Asia, Australia and several European countries still untouched.

[KevinP]

Considering that a Canadian company is putting this together, I think a bit of Canadian representation is called for as well. Then of course there's South America, Asia, Australia and several European countries still untouched.

Zimmer's Hole, SYL or Devin Townsend are the only good ones IMNSHO.

Let's just focus on England, Sweden, Norway and sprinkle in a Finland or 2

[TOM CRUISE]

I really hope they are done with that speed/thrash confirmations. And I know Slayer and Megadeth wont headline because they would want too much money.

But Megadeth would really be a awesome headliner!

Norway or Sweden now. And if you will, please swing by England and pick up fucking BOLT THROWER!

[Maddy77]

Surprise Surprise......
I just realized whats wrong with the lineup.
You haven't announced one German metal band.
What the fuck?
Please don't just turn this into Thrash Cruise.

I'm sure the addition of David Hasselhoff will negate anything awesome or "thrashy" about this cruise.

(FYI, as an American, I'm rejecting The Hoff as a US artist and freely giving himm back to Duitsland)

I agree with you 100% ...I wana punch him in his face... and i am i non -violent person!! He makes me angry!! Just his name is pissing me off!!.................

That's the second thread this Hoff-person appears in, isn't it? And again you want to give him to us....I vote for taking him with us on the cruise and leaving him on a small deserted island to scare the fish!

[BlackToothGrin]

We have 3 german bands, 2 are thrash and one solo artist.

Yeah. Sodom, Witchburner and Uli.

[Max_Rockwell]

3 inches of Blood or Into Eternity should be next to be announced.
I"m waiting on some big time Canadian representation here.

[TOM CRUISE]

And for those that have not experienced any Witchburner, I highly recommend it. I am buying this band from Fulda a fucking beer on the cruise.

[vainglory]

And for those that have not experienced any Witchburner, I highly recommend it. I am buying this band from Fulda a fucking beer on the cruise.

I think maybe we should not invite Witchburner... you know.... to prevent an epic battle between Witchburner and Witch Bear. I don't think Witch Bear will submit quietly to burning.

[Dark Dreams]

I don't think Witch Bear will submit quietly to burning.

Muahahahaha!

[KevinP]

please swing by England and pick up fucking BOLT THROWER!

I'm not holding my breathe but that would be FUCKIN' INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

What I wouldn't give to hear: In Battle There is No Law, World Eater, Cenotaph, Embers, Powder Burns and The Killchain all in a row. I would probably injure myself in the process. I wonder if they have ever done this before

Come on ANDY, you got the Promoter MOJO to make this happen.

[TOM CRUISE]

And for those that have not experienced any Witchburner, I highly recommend it. I am buying this band from Fulda a fucking beer on the cruise.

I think maybe we should not invite Witchburner... you know.... to prevent an epic battle between Witchburner and Witch Bear. I don't think Witch Bear will submit quietly to burning.

your funniest post yet,that was awesome.

Hey better than Bearburner

Bear Borgir
Witchbear of Filth

[Schluckspecht666]

Bear Borgir
Witchbear of Filth

I'm fucking dying man.

I love to read that kind of shit when I'm NOT sober.

[Satanik Boarwhore]

I second Bolt Thrower

and while you're at it, add Desaster!!!

[Metalwrath]

Bolt Thrower don't play many festivals in the first place.They have reasons for that.can't see them wanting to play this.

[Satanik Boarwhore]

Bolt Thrower don't play many festivals in the first place.They have reasons for that.can't see them wanting to play this.

They played MDF last year. But you may be right as far as playing in this kind of line up. Still, it would be tits!

[Metalwrath]

It's got nothing to do with the lineup by the way.They are jsut a difficlut band to book.
One thing is they don't like to play infront of big crowds.2000 people they wouldn't mind.But a lot of the time they have pulled out of festivals over merchandising issues

[Satanik Boarwhore]

It's got nothing to do with the lineup by the way.They are jsut a difficlut band to book.
One thing is they don't like to play infront of big crowds.2000 people they wouldn't mind.But a lot of the time they have pulled out of festivals over merchandising issues

Then book Desaster! It won't be the first time they've played on a boat.

[Witch Bear]

Me am no worried about Witchburner, as me am have chat with Andy the vocalist about concerns with band name. He am assure me this am merely gimmick and him have no problem with witches. Besides, he no like the idea of having ass lit up with magic missile if he am cross me. So it all am good.

However, if this Hoff am come aboard, me am make nice slippers out of him leathery hide

[cyx]

i think i speak for more than a few of us when i say the thrash lineup is set. BLACK METAL, PLEASE?!!

[Laura]

BLACK METAL, PLEASE?!!

agreed.....Satyricon and/or Marduk anyone?

[sheila]

Me am no worried about Witchburner, as me am have chat with Andy the vocalist about concerns with band name. He am assure me this am merely gimmick and him have no problem with witches. Besides, he no like the idea of having ass lit up with magic missile if he am cross me. So it all am good.

However, if this Hoff am come aboard, me am make nice slippers out of him leathery hide

Sick the bear on Hoff... Im kinda likin that idea!!!!

[Chopper]

i think i speak for more than a few of us when i say the thrash lineup is set. BLACK METAL, PLEASE?!!

2 more thrash to be complete, Destruction and kreator to make complete German Thrash era. Already have the Bay area.

I agree no Black metal yet...we need this. But we have to wait till the ship sails back to Norway and Sweden.

FULL STEAM AHEAD...MATE

[lacunabliss]

Is it me or are there way too many thrash and power metal bands so far?? Cmon, please add just a few Black, Death and Grind metal bands!

[ShoreSlayer]

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

What they said.

And more Doom please.

That is all.

Thank you.

[KevinP]

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

And more Doom please.

My Dying Bride and Candlemass.

Then fill 'er up with tons of death metal. Maybe throw a band in that wears loincloths, just to make Metalwrath happy

[Metalwrath]

I think i'll pass on the loincloth wearing bands thank you
I'd rather that they fill the rest of the lineup with thrash metal bands than ahve a doom band on board to be honest

[ShoreSlayer]

I'd rather that they fill the rest of the lineup with thrash metal bands than ahve a doom band on board to be honest

Lucky for me you're not runnin' the show then eh?

[KevinP]

I'd rather that they fill the rest of the lineup with thrash metal bands than ahve a doom band on board to be honest

Lucky for me you're not runnin' the show then eh?

If you were the promoter you would ignore Morbid Angel, Bolt Thrower, Hail of Bullets and Bloodbath to book Winger, Dokken, Whitesnake and Ratt.

Please remind yourself that Tawny Kitaen won't be sliding around all over the pool deck either. She'd break a hip due to her age.

[ShoreSlayer]

Don't be raggin' on ol' Kip now... Buddy sang at my wedding don'tcha know?

Seventeeeeeeeen!!!

[KevinP]

Don't be raggin' on ol' Kip now... Buddy sang at my wedding don'tcha know?

Seventeeeeeeeen!!!

No I didn't. And I'm not sure I want to know. Was he trying to pick up any jail bait?

One of the more disturbing things was when Winger was on That Metal Show. If that sentence alone doesn't turn you off enough, Eddie Trunk tried to make it like they were a real hard rock band and not some typical 'cock rock" band. Maybe Eddie was hopped up on Quarter Pounders at the time, but I got a good laugh at that.

[Disaster Area]

Is it me or are there way too many thrash and power metal bands so far?? Cmon, please add just a few Black, Death and Grind metal bands!

DEATH! Yeah! get Symphony X, Gamma Ray and Helloween, oh wait, those aren't death metal at all....

Well, guess it is just you...



damnit

[cyx]

One of the more disturbing things was when Winger was on That Metal Show. If that sentence alone doesn't turn you off enough, Eddie Trunk tried to make it like they were a real hard rock band and not some typical 'cock rock" band. Maybe Eddie was hopped up on Quarter Pounders at the time, but I got a good laugh at that.

*lol* oh eddie... you are endlessly amusing XD

i agree with KevinP - my dying bride would pretty much make my day. although, i could definitely do with a good dose of SBM (behexen?!), except i have a feeling there won't be much of that kind of fare on this trip... =/

i would love to see children of bodom on the boat - if not for the music, at least for the mass chaos/destruction this would likely cause..

[KevinP]

DEATH! Yeah! get Symphony X, Gamma Ray and Helloween, oh wait, those aren't death metal at all....

Ever noticed how bored the singer of Helloween was in the "I Want Out" video. Hands in pocket, looks bored out of his fucking skull.

[Disaster Area]

DEATH! Yeah! get Symphony X, Gamma Ray and Helloween, oh wait, those aren't death metal at all....

Ever noticed how bored the singer of Helloween was in the "I Want Out" video. Hands in pocket, looks bored out of his fucking skull.

He was bored with metal, that's why he bailed on them eventually... Cool video for back in the day though.


Damnit

[sabaton]

Just saw GHOSTBRIGADE yesterday.
Let them get on board !!!

[Metalwrath]

I'd rather that they fill the rest of the lineup with thrash metal bands than ahve a doom band on board to be honest

Lucky for me you're not runnin' the show then eh?

If you were the promoter you would ignore Morbid Angel, Bolt Thrower, Hail of Bullets and Bloodbath to book Winger, Dokken, Whitesnake and Ratt.

Please remind yourself that Tawny Kitaen won't be sliding around all over the pool deck either. She'd break a hip due to her age.

Actually i'd love to see Bolt Thrower play.Missed them in Dublin this year with Rotting Christ cause i was in Sweden or some other country.Can't remember.
Not that bothered with any of the rest you mentioned though.

[m3-rider]

The line up is soo sick im stoked to see exodus and amon amarth again and i finally get to see Obituary live! fuck im amped!

Should get Aeon on this bill the new record path of fire is fucking brutally awesome