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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by cowboy71 » Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:11 pm

    Welcome abroad!

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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by ANTIKRISS » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:16 pm

    What is wrong with you peoples, "no public sex".

    That's what i want to see!!
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Razor Ramon » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:53 pm

    ANTIKRISS wrote:What is wrong with you peoples, "no public sex".

    That's what i want to see!!


    Exactly
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    by klons » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:59 pm

    ANTIKRISS wrote:What is wrong with you peoples, "no public sex".

    That's what i want to see!!


    Were you on last year? :lol:
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by ANTIKRISS » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:01 pm

    klons wrote:
    ANTIKRISS wrote:What is wrong with you peoples, "no public sex".

    That's what i want to see!!


    Were you on last year? :lol:


    nope :(

    But, all youtube 70ksex links are welcome :P
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Azazel101 » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:54 pm

    Memnoch wrote:Respect the other cruisers, respect the staff, respect the ship.

    Agreed!!! remember, this is totally out of the crews norm and being a new ship we have a new crew.
    This will be new for them and They have served our drunk metal asses well in the past
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by CountArioch » Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:44 am

    ANTIKRISS wrote:What is wrong with you peoples, "no public sex".

    That's what i want to see!!


    I've known a lot of metalheads, but very few that I actually wanted to see nekkid... Hell, I don't particularly like to see myself nekkid, I'm fat and have a Hank Hill ass...
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    by Memnoch » Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:49 am

    Stuff you don't want to see on the cruise? Band announcements.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Azazel101 » Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:03 am

    Memnoch wrote:Stuff you don't want to see on the cruise? Band announcements.


    Best one ever :viking:
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by brunoredsox » Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:15 am

    Memnoch wrote:Stuff you don't want to see on the cruise? Band announcements.



    Hahahahahahaha right on
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    by Krys » Thu Jan 08, 2015 7:05 am

    CountArioch wrote:
    ANTIKRISS wrote:What is wrong with you peoples, "no public sex".

    That's what i want to see!!


    I've known a lot of metalheads, but very few that I actually wanted to see nekkid... Hell, I don't particularly like to see myself nekkid, I'm fat and have a Hank Hill ass...


    Sorry to hear that.... hehehe.... last year I had a decent body, but this year my love handles have become love guardrails :| I feel your (pro)pain/pane.

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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Decibel » Thu Jan 08, 2015 7:50 am

    Phoenix wrote:people getting really drunk and moving from girl to girl trying to get "some" (haha yeah that's totally gonna happen, sigh).

    I actually found that more girls were doing this last year than the guys. But that may have been the company that I was with.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Warphine » Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:14 am

    Krys wrote:Someone mentioned weed. I personally don't have an issue with people who do it onbroad, but don't be a heat bag and hotbox your cabin. That's just rude and dangerous. Be discreet? I personally choose to go abstinent when I travel - just booze. Too afraid to get in legal trouble that far away from home, plus it feels great when I get back home that way.


    I feel ya there. I love the ganja but I wouldn't risk bringing it onbroad. Although, I did meet a guy on my first cruise (2012) who offered to smoke some with me early in the morning of the second day. We smoked a J and watched the sun rise from the back of the boat. It was a glorious experience. One that will stick with me forever.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Krys » Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:21 am

    Warphine wrote:
    Krys wrote:Someone mentioned weed. I personally don't have an issue with people who do it onbroad, but don't be a heat bag and hotbox your cabin. That's just rude and dangerous. Be discreet? I personally choose to go abstinent when I travel - just booze. Too afraid to get in legal trouble that far away from home, plus it feels great when I get back home that way.


    I feel ya there. I love the ganja but I wouldn't risk bringing it onbroad. Although, I did meet a guy on my first cruise (2012) who offered to smoke some with me early in the morning of the second day. We smoked a J and watched the sun rise from the back of the boat. It was a glorious experience. One that will stick with me forever.


    I had one puff off of someone's vape late at the beach party last year, but I was pretty drunk and I don't remember getting anything out of it :lol: Not really worth the risk, but if it's there, it's there.

    Same goes with cigs, not in the cabins. Fire = bad.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by ShoreSlayer » Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:25 pm

    Aren't the scanners and agents we're greeted by when returning to the ship the equivalent of US customs? I'd be afraid of jeopardizing my return trip :?
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by brunoredsox » Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:33 pm

    gnoff_the_creep wrote:you do understand the ship's going to Jamaica, right?
    Ganja is likely more available than beer...


    AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAH Indeed

    I'm not into weed, nor smoking, so I'll stay out of this discussion. Feel free to smoke it near me, though, just not on my cabin and, please, on a outdoor environment hahahahaha
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    by Krys » Thu Jan 08, 2015 7:47 pm

    Just because it's being legalized in Jamaica doesn't mean you can't still find yourself in a bad or scammy situation. Framed even. My gut instinct says avoid anything that could put me in a Jamaican jail :shock: .
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    by DJ Old Man Stares » Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:37 pm

    Things I don't want to see:

    Calvin's balls
    Rapey behavior - haven't seen any yet
    Karate pitters
    Weenie metal :D
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by mushoomhead666 » Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:30 am

    ANTIKRISS wrote:What is wrong with you peoples, "no public sex".

    That's what i want to see!!



    hell yeah. I greatly encourage this
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    by Warphine » Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:43 pm

    Krys wrote:Just because it's being legalized in Jamaica doesn't mean you can't still find yourself in a bad or scammy situation. Framed even. My gut instinct says avoid anything that could put me in a Jamaican jail :shock: .


    I thought it was illegal in Jamaica? Time to hit the googles...
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    by Krys » Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:07 pm

    Warphine wrote:
    Krys wrote:Just because it's being legalized in Jamaica doesn't mean you can't still find yourself in a bad or scammy situation. Framed even. My gut instinct says avoid anything that could put me in a Jamaican jail :shock: .


    I thought it was illegal in Jamaica? Time to hit the googles...


    Pretty sure it was legalized this month.
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    by CountArioch » Sat Jan 10, 2015 10:52 pm

    Krys wrote:
    CountArioch wrote:
    ANTIKRISS wrote:What is wrong with you peoples, "no public sex".

    That's what i want to see!!


    I've known a lot of metalheads, but very few that I actually wanted to see nekkid... Hell, I don't particularly like to see myself nekkid, I'm fat and have a Hank Hill ass...


    Sorry to hear that.... hehehe.... last year I had a decent body, but this year my love handles have become love guardrails :| I feel your (pro)pain/pane.

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    Totally not fair, I never skip leg day and spent a lot of time working the glutes (lunges, mule kicks, leg press, squats, etc.)

    Also the people talking about getting weed in Jamaica: No. No you will not get weed in Jamaica. The garbage they sell tourists isn't weed, it's something the locals call "stupid bush" and they sell it for foreigners. Unless you specifically know someone and are arranging to get the real deal ahead of time, forget it.
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    by Godflesh » Mon Jan 12, 2015 12:04 am

    Stuff I don't want to see on the cruise:
    Pretty Maids :-)
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Shelton » Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:00 pm

    So a lot of this stuff happened anyway. The sex in public for sure...
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by slayergeek » Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:10 pm

    onenight wrote:Stuff I don't want to see

    Pillow fights. I want to see Origin but without the pillows, I guess I'll be missing that show. That's like square dancing at a Goatwhore show.:)



    Before I saw it with my on 2 eyes, I would have agreed with you 100%. After seeing it for myself, it was too awesome to deny. It's the baby metal factor...some things are so obsurd and WTF that they become funny and cool as all hell. Though I preferred the massive crowd walking in the second show.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by SaraMarie » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:55 am

    The pillow fight was fucking amazing. We got screwed on the pillows, but only like 5 minutes after security made us put them away, we all grabbed them again. I've always been too shy to jump into pits, so it was a good introduction. I ended up jumping into more.

    Only thing I saw that should definitely not have happened was we had an asshole in the pit for Gama Bomb during the 5am show. He looked like a fucking bad stereotype of American tough guys and was wearing an American flag bandana (way to make us look bad), then he starts being really aggressive in the pit. Some guys tried to help him get into the spirit, but he kept going back to being a fucking dick. So glad he was kicked out, hahahaha. On a high note, I was unsure of jumping in, but somebody noticed and pulled me in. Had a great time but don't know how we didn't get hurt on that pool deck with all the steps and shit.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Jotunheimr » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:24 am

    What I don't want to see again is the asshole who kept touching women who didn't want to be touched.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by FrenchMachoBoy » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:52 am

    I don't want see a band being rescheduled for "medical reasons" while you can see pictures of the drunken guitarist on Internet.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Monmisreal » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:57 am

    ^ I was slightly annoyed by the reschedule but their performance made up for it. Easily the best show I've seen by them. Hell, at least they were smart enough to reschedule. No one wants a repeat of Finntrolls first set the first year.

    Things I didn't want to see but did...a naked dude about to jump off ship. Anyone know what happened with that?
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Jotunheimr » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:06 pm

    FrenchMachoBoy wrote:I don't want see a band being rescheduled for "medical reasons" while you can see pictures of the drunken guitarist on Internet.
    You are paid to play, not to be drunk.
    Don't drunk if you can't stand.
    Won't support you anymore.


    I heard the guitar player was on Skype with his wife who was in labor. Sounds like a good enough reason for rescheduling to me.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by mooyagi » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:22 pm

    That Alestorm show was great. I think the reschedule ended up being better because I can't imagine the show would have been as fun earlier in the day. I'm not even a fan of the band and that was one of the best shows the whole cruise.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Nocturnalbunny » Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:42 pm

    Guys in the elevator making semi-racist comments. Getting stared up and down in the elevator by some dude that looked super pissed off.
    Other then that great time!
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by ExtraneouS » Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:09 pm

    Jotunheimr wrote:
    FrenchMachoBoy wrote:I don't want see a band being rescheduled for "medical reasons" while you can see pictures of the drunken guitarist on Internet.
    You are paid to play, not to be drunk.
    Don't drunk if you can't stand.
    Won't support you anymore.


    I heard the guitar player was on Skype with his wife who was in labor. Sounds like a good enough reason for rescheduling to me.


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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by CountArioch » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:03 pm

    Shelton wrote:So a lot of this stuff happened anyway. The sex in public for sure...


    Damn, missed it. I did see the chick in the thong bikini at the Jungle Rot show making out with people... I considered going down there but then I realized by her movements she was probably too drunk to even know what was happening. I admit that I'm a creepy perv, but the sexiest thing in the world is INFORMED CONSENT. By my standards though, she was pretty hot. I like my ladies on the pudgy side.

    Still processing the week, I know that I beat my cabin mates for the biggest bar tab ($730, although I probably am a lightweight in general). Also, picked up a respiratory thing in Jamaica and dancing in the sun during Korpiklaani's set probably didn't help (although that was an epic time. Danced with a couple chicks, a coupe dudes, and a dude dressed like a chick. Had a blast :D )
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by cowboy71 » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:56 pm

    Its hard to believe anything Alestorm or Chris say - just take it with a grain of salt :)

    I think they probably just convinced Andy that they would be much more fun last band of the day as opposed to at 10.45am in the morning :P
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Ladysarah » Tue Jan 27, 2015 8:02 pm

    Guys quickly grabbing at you while running out of the elevator. Fucking lame.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by bodomdragon » Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:53 am

    I'm SO happy Alestorm were rescheduled. I was not planning on watching them because both times they were overlapped with bands I had more interest in - being the HUGE Triosphere the 2nd time. Thanks to rescheduling I could assist to their second show and it was easily one of the best shows in the cruise and EVER. Jeez, they're not a big deal musically speaking, but what a fucking party they arranged. Audience went FUCKING CRAZY and I had so much fun dancing, rowing, jumping and running. Fuck yeah!
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by rootleaf » Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:48 pm

    SaraMarie wrote:The pillow fight was fucking amazing. We got screwed on the pillows, but only like 5 minutes after security made us put them away, we all grabbed them again. I've always been too shy to jump into pits, so it was a good introduction. I ended up jumping into more.

    Only thing I saw that should definitely not have happened was we had an asshole in the pit for Gama Bomb during the 5am show. He looked like a fucking bad stereotype of American tough guys and was wearing an American flag bandana (way to make us look bad), then he starts being really aggressive in the pit. Some guys tried to help him get into the spirit, but he kept going back to being a fucking dick. So glad he was kicked out, hahahaha. On a high note, I was unsure of jumping in, but somebody noticed and pulled me in. Had a great time but don't know how we didn't get hurt on that pool deck with all the steps and shit.


    That might have been me at the gama bomb show that did that. I remember pulling some girl around with me for a bit that was looking hesitant (vaguely, it was 5 am and all). There weren't a whole lot of us in the pit, so the likelihood is high.
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    Re: Stuff You DON'T Want to See on the Cruise?

    by Phoenix » Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:44 pm

    For next year:

    People becoming star struck and getting really big heads. My best friend treated me like total shit the last day after spending a couple days with Jari on the boat. Shit ensued, let's not go into details, but I figured out who my true friends were on the boat. The Calgary metal scene, and NOT her, was the answer.

    I miss Joey already :(
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