So here is my recipe for the Backdoor Sex Party:
- 2oz Spiced Rum
- 1 oz Coconut Rum
- Pineapple Juice
- Touch of Limeade (for the touch of Margarita taste)
- Golden Graham (garnish)
> Shake in cocktail mixer until lightly frothy, serve w/ froth top and a single GOLDEN GRAHAM as your garnish-ship
The trick of the Backdoor Sex Party is to finish your beverage before your 70,000 Tons of Graham Ship sinks (gets soggy) and is lost within Davey Jones' Locker forever.
The Backdoor Sex Party is a sweet and sour experience, served best when cool, consensual and among good mates.
Now let's go get Keelhauled!