Tigerclaw_x wrote:"Puke into microphone Metal"
Tigerclaw_x wrote:"puke into microphone" bands ... "We puke into microphone to 3 chords played very fast".
Tigerclaw_x wrote:"we gurgle with sulfuric acid" bands.
Tigerclaw_x wrote:"puke metal central"
mooyagi wrote:Tigerclaw_x wrote:"Puke into microphone Metal"Tigerclaw_x wrote:"puke into microphone" bands ... "We puke into microphone to 3 chords played very fast".Tigerclaw_x wrote:"we gurgle with sulfuric acid" bands.Tigerclaw_x wrote:"puke metal central"
You're trying too hard. Also, I'm pretty sure I remember this exact conversation happening on here in the past using these same terms.
DrinkMoxie wrote:what the fuck is your beef with Goatwhore, man?! Band fucking rules, dudes are legends, and Ben is one of the best dudes in metal. Seen that dude tour with 2 broken legs after a van accident that nearly killed him. They're 100% legit, work hard as fuck, and encapsulate the spirit of metal 100%
mooyagi wrote:You're trying too hard. Also, I'm pretty sure I remember this exact conversation happening on here in the past using these same terms.
TPH wrote:mooyagi wrote:You're trying too hard. Also, I'm pretty sure I remember this exact conversation happening on here in the past using these same terms.
Correct, he was the genius that threw the "gurgling with sulfuric acid" stuff last year, that I am quoting from time to time. And it still makes me hope that Andy will book Sulphur Aeon
meshuggah wrote:There's no avoiding the complaints. If Andy booked Iron Maiden, there would even be someone bitching.
Tigerclaw_x wrote:So far it has been "puke metal central". Very few non death/or growley thrash bands. Reality check: this is NOT Barge to hell tour. Reality check, this is NOT death metal festival. Keep it up and I am sitting this one out. Only TWO bands are to my liking so far: Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica and In Extremo... THREE out of 12, Karl. Thats CRAPPY average. Hope there will be actually GOOD bands
Tigerclaw_x wrote:ONE HUGE Powermetal band is on. Primal Fear. Makes it MUCH better. Two shows with Primal Fear, Two Shows with Rhapsody, Two shows with El Extremo. That's 6 shows already...
Warphine wrote:HAHAHA this thread rules. I love you guys! Well, most of you anyway.
acidbasement wrote:It's pretty early to get upset, and 70K is about way more than the bands anyway, so whatever.
But seriously Andy, bring Tobias Sammet onboard or I'm puking in the pool.
MonicaMM wrote:
Yes!!! Tobias Sammet, pleeeeeease!!!
I know Avantasia could be too much due to everyone's schedules but Edguy would be great!
Malaka wrote:I'm angry. This is supposed to be a METAL cruise! All the metal in the world and we have rock bands like Rhapsody, Sonata Antarctica, El Extremo, and Primal False on the boat, with their silly yodeling and keybroads and songs about unicorns and fucking castles and stupid shit like that bro. What's metal about that shit? I know the fucking hairlip grocery bagger at my neighborhood market would book in a second if we had those spots filled with REAL METAL bands like Embryonic Devourment, Anal Vomit, Excrementory Grindfuckers, and Enbilulugugal! Where is the REAL METAL BRO?!
Malaka wrote:I'm angry. This is supposed to be a METAL cruise! All the metal in the world and we have rock bands like Rhapsody, Sonata Antarctica, El Extremo, and Primal False on the boat, with their silly yodeling and keybroads and songs about unicorns and fucking castles and stupid shit like that bro. What's metal about that shit? I know the fucking hairlip grocery bagger at my neighborhood market would book in a second if we had those spots filled with REAL METAL bands like Embryonic Devourment, Anal Vomit, Excrementory Grindfuckers, and Enbilulugugal! Where is the REAL METAL BRO?!
Malaka wrote:Jotunheimr wrote:You can blame it on a recent worldwide shortage of sulphuric acid.
Oh. Well with these tutti fruity fucking bands onbroad, there surely won't be a shortage of puke.
meshuggah wrote:Andy needs to book GOJIRA. Their genre is WAY underrepresented
DrinkMoxie wrote:meshuggah wrote:Andy needs to book GOJIRA. Their genre is WAY underrepresented
Has any band that's cancelled EVER made it up on a later cruise? Not that I can recall...
ExtraneouS wrote:DrinkMoxie wrote:meshuggah wrote:Andy needs to book GOJIRA. Their genre is WAY underrepresented
Has any band that's cancelled EVER made it up on a later cruise? Not that I can recall...
Kamelot canceled one year, and they were back last year.
DrinkMoxie wrote:ExtraneouS wrote:DrinkMoxie wrote:Has any band that's cancelled EVER made it up on a later cruise? Not that I can recall...
Kamelot canceled one year, and they were back last year.
Okay then... That's 1
Jotunheimr wrote:ExtraneouS wrote:DrinkMoxie wrote:Has any band that's cancelled EVER made it up on a later cruise? Not that I can recall...
Kamelot canceled one year, and they were back last year.
Stratovarius played on the 2012 cruise after cancelling in 2011. Same with Belphegor who cancelled their appearance on barge but played the 2016 cruise.
DrinkMoxie wrote:So then it's about time for Hypocrisy & Xentrix
Tigerclaw_x wrote:So far it has been "puke metal central". Very few non death/or growley thrash bands. Reality check: this is NOT Barge to hell tour. Reality check, this is NOT death metal festival. Keep it up and I am sitting this one out. Only TWO bands are to my liking so far: Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica and In Extremo... THREE out of 12, Karl. Thats CRAPPY average. Hope there will be actually GOOD bands
Pamela wrote:Tigerclaw_x wrote:So far it has been "puke metal central". Very few non death/or growley thrash bands. Reality check: this is NOT Barge to hell tour. Reality check, this is NOT death metal festival. Keep it up and I am sitting this one out. Only TWO bands are to my liking so far: Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica and In Extremo... THREE out of 12, Karl. Thats CRAPPY average. Hope there will be actually GOOD bands
Stained Class wrote:is it a crappy average though? 3/12 means you'll have 15/60 which means 30 sets total. Still pretty good if you're picky. Ville usually has way less sets than that to watch and he never whines about it.
sara wrote:There are guys who go every year and like hardly any bands.
Malaka wrote:REAL METAL bands like Embryonic Devourment
Tigerclaw_x wrote:So far it has been "puke metal central". Very few non death/or growley thrash bands. Reality check: this is NOT Barge to hell tour. Reality check, this is NOT death metal festival. Keep it up and I am sitting this one out. Only TWO bands are to my liking so far: Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica and In Extremo... THREE out of 12, Karl. Thats CRAPPY average. Hope there will be actually GOOD bands
Monmisreal wrote:I remember your bitching from last year and im glad youre unhappy with the lineup. If itll keep one less jackass from booking then I say bring on the sulfuric acid gurgling vocalists. Right now its a fairly mixed group of genres this early in the announcements.
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