[cowboy71]

We've all tried contacted UMC, asking specific questions to allay our concerns, and getting nothing but scripted responses.

So, 'name and shame'! Post your nothing responses here for the amusement of all!

[cowboy71]

I'd post my response....

....but they never even bothered to reply to mine.

I mean, fair enough, I've only been on all 9 cruises.....

[Godflesh]

Dear Dallas,
You can rest assured that we will reply to you in the very near future.
Don't hesitate to send your questions or comments to info@70000tons.com
Sincerely,
Your friendly 70000 Tons of Metal crew

[cowboy71]

Dear Dallas,
You can rest assured that we will reply to you in the very near future.
Don't hesitate to send your questions or comments to info@70000tons.com
Sincerely,
Your friendly 70000 Tons of Metal crew

Dear Godflesh,
Get fucked.
Unsincerely,
Your unfriendly statsdad

[Godflesh]

This thread is living up to its name so far

[meshuggah]

I sent them an e-mail with "When?" in the subject line and "SOON?" in the body. Haven't received a response yet.

[cowboy71]

LOL I finally got a reply. It seems they are trying new and improved ways to say "SOON":

I got:

"There's more info coming up shortly"

and booking codes will come:

"in due time"

[Lala]

Translated from german language:

Also this year we will offer at the beginning of the booking the possibility of installment payment.

More details, as well as to the exact booking data will follow shortly. The early bird invitations will be sent to you Survivor in good time before the start of the booking.

We are looking forward to having you on board for the 10th time and we look forward to seeing you at Cruises.

[Tiki108]

Translated from german language:

Also this year we will offer at the beginning of the booking the possibility of installment payment.

More details, as well as to the exact booking data will follow shortly. The early bird invitations will be sent to you Survivor in good time before the start of the booking.

We are looking forward to having you on board for the 10th time and we look forward to seeing you at Cruises.

Bis bald!