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    alex_canada
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    Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by alex_canada » Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:05 pm

    Hi all, I reached out to UMC but no response. I had a few ideas that I wanted to share:

    -Windjammer is replaced by a mega-size Sorrento's that only offers pepperoni with precisely two pieces of thin pepperoni per slice
    -Only bands that receive a thumbs up GIF from Razor are invited (I kid, I kid...)
    -All star jam is Slayer B sides sung only by Elize Ryd
    -Remove all hot tubs from pool stage area
    -No standing in the Chorus Line
    -Due to poor craft beer sales, the only beer available onbroad is Fosters


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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by ExtraneouS » Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:45 pm

    Keep merch EXACTLY the same as last year.
    Wishlist
    Æther-Realm-/-Allegaeon-/-Amaon-Amarth-/-Amaranthe-/-Amorphis-/-Ancient-Bards-/-Annihilator-/-Arch-Enemy-/-Arkona-/-Asenblut-/-Avantasia-/-Avartarium-/-Axxis-/-Babymetal-/-Battlecross-/-Beast-In-Black-/-Be'lakor-/-Blind-Guardian-/-Bloodbath-/-Bloodbound-/-Brendon-Small-/-Brymir-/-Cain's-Offering-/-Carach-Angren-/-Cattle-Decapitation-/-Children-Of-Bodom-/-Chthonic-/-Crimson-Shadows-/-Dalriada-/-Derdian-/-Dragonforce-/-Dying-Fetus-/-Edguy-/-Eluveitie-/-Ensiferum-/-Epica-/-Equilibrium-/-Evil-Scarecrow-/-Ex-Deo-/-Fairyland-/-Falconer-/-Fallujah-/-Fleshgod-Apocalypse-/-Galneryus-/-Ghost-B.C.-/-Gloryhammer-/-Goatwhore-/-God-Dethroned-/-Gojira-/-Haggard-/-Hammerfall-/-Iron-Savior-/-Kalmah-/-Kamelot-/-Lagerstein-/-Moonsorrow-/-Mors-Principium-Est-/-Nanowar-Of-Steel-/-Nightwish-/-Omnium-Gatherum-/-Orden-Ogan-/-Powerglove-/-Powerwolf-/-Rumahoy-/-Sabaton-/-Saltatio-Mortis-/-Serenity-/-Skálmöld-/-Skyfire-/-Solar-Fragment-/-Steel-Panther-/-Swashbuckle-/-Symphony-X-/-The-Dread-Crew-Of-Oddwood-/-Trollfest-/-Turisas-/-Twilight-Force-/-Týr-/-Unleash-The-Archers-/-Valhalore-/-Van-Canto-/-Visigoth-/-Wintersun-/-Ye-Banished-Privateers
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Godflesh » Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:30 pm

    The lineup should not be announced *at all*, you'll know who played when you receive your t-shirt by mail after the cruise.
    "Shit, Amon Amarth was there? I guess I missed them."
    "Told you it was the dude from Slayer in the restroom!"
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Godflesh » Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:45 pm

    Also, where can I post brand suggestions?
    Accept-/-Agnostic.Front-/-Akercocke-/-Alien.Weaponry-/-Amon.Amarth-/-Anaal.Nathrakh-/-Animals.As.Leaders-/-Behemoth-/-Between.The.Buried.And.Me-/-Black.Crown.Initiate-/-Black.Star.Riders-/-Body.Count-/-Borknagar-/-Brujeria-/-Candiria-/-Candlemass-/-Cattle.Decapitation-/-Cavalera.Conspiracy.(kind.of) -/-Combichrist-/-Coroner-/-Dark.Angel-/-Deicide-/-Dimmu.Borgir-/-DRI-/-Entombed-/-Evile-/-Fear.Factory-/-Flotsam.and.Jetsam-/-Galakticon.-/-Ghost-/-Godflesh-/-Gojira-/-Green.Carnation-/-Hatebreed-/-Iron.Reagan-/-Jungle.Rot-/-KMFDM-/-Kvelertak-/-Lost.Society-/-Loudblast-/-Manowar-/-Melechesh-/-Memoriam-/-Ministry-/-Morbid.Angel-/-Morgoth-/-Municipal.Waste-/-My.Dying.Bride-/-Nails-/-Napalm.Death-/-Ne.Obliviscaris-/-Nile-/-Nuclear.Assault-/-Obituary-/-Onslaught-/-Pestilence-/-Pig.Destroyer-/-Power.Trip-/-Protector-/-Rivers.Of.Nihil-/-Ross.The.Boss-/-Sacred.Reich-/-Saxon-/-Six.Feet.Under-/-Sleep-/-Stormtroopers.of.Beer-/-Suffocation-/-Suicidal.Tendencies-/-Tankard-/-Terrorizer-/-The.Crown-/-The.Faceless-/-The.Great.Old.Ones-/-The.Zenith.Passage-/-Triptykon-/-Trust-/-Tsjuder-/-Twelve.Foot.Ninja-/-UFO-/-Upon.A.Burning.Body-/-Xibalba
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by TPH » Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:10 am

    I can suggest you this Brandt:
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Pellaz » Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:49 am

    -- Expand the roster to 80 bands, the additional 20 bands being crappy metalcore bands*
    -- Due to the increased roster, some bands will have to perform IN the Flowrider
    -- Metallica added to the roster! Only performing material from Lulu and St. Anguish, and the cruise fare has to triple to cover their guarantee
    -- Destination port permanently changed to Nassau or Freeport
    -- Enhanced muster drill expanded to two hours!
    -- Sorrento's to add anchovy pizzas and take over the space currently occupied by the Promenade Café
    -- New "Diamond" Survivor level added for all those who have attended every 70K, Barge to Hell, AND Woodstock (1969)



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    * "crappy metalcore bands" may be a tautology, i.e., always-true :lol:
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    Ne.Obliviscaris--Nile--Novembers.Doom--Old.Mans.Child--Omnium.Gatherum--Opeth--Orphaned.Land--Poisonblack--Primordial--Satyricon--Savatage--Scale.the.Summit--Skalmold--Slough.Feg--Suidakra--Tarot--Therion--Devin.Townsend--Turisas--Twilight.Force--Tyr--Vintersorg--Wintersun--Yyrkoon--1349
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by gorgatron » Fri Jul 28, 2017 11:02 am

    Deck 12 bathrooms have their toilets fill with steaming toilet water so my bum is nice and warm when I drop a deuce.
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by acidbasement » Fri Jul 28, 2017 11:05 am

    Environmental concerns etc., it should be on a train instead of a cruise ship.
    Brothers.of.Metal-/-Vintersorg-/-Stam1na-/-Demons.and.Wizards-/-Brymir-/-Powerwolf-/-Moonspell-/-Therion-/-Finntroll-/-Eisbrecher-/-Saltatio.Mortis-/-Teräsbetoni-/-Fejd-/-Avantasia-/-Edguy-/-Grai-/-Astral.Doors-/-Civil.War-/-Nodfyr-/-Scarab-/-Mono.Inc.-/-Kontrust-/-Gloryhammer-/-Blind.Guardian-/-Heathen.Foray-/-Ne.Obliviscaris-/-The.Dread.Crew.Of.Oddwood-/-Turisas-/-Deathstars-/-Subway.to.Sally-/-Vogelfrey
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by UltimoAviso » Fri Jul 28, 2017 2:03 pm

    Replace every band with Slayer. During the non-peak hours Tribute acts to slayer (that feature members of slayer) can play.
    http://www.helionprimemetal.com/ <-My Band

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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by alex_canada » Fri Jul 28, 2017 2:20 pm

    The idea of a two hour muster drill made me faint with heat exhaustion. By far the worst suggestion here.
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by meshuggah » Fri Jul 28, 2017 2:52 pm

    TPH wrote:I can suggest you this Brandt:
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    That would look great in my new kitchen. Anyone know where I can get one?
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Razor Ramon » Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:51 pm

    alex_canada wrote:-Only bands that receive a thumbs up GIF from Razor are invited (I kid, I kid...)


    Haha, I will need a break so some shit bands are welcome even if getting a thumbs down.
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Bolt_Thrower » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:35 am

    Belly Flop Into The Ocean contest.
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Daenerys » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:16 pm

    Please do not allow any lighting effects except for strobe lighting, which must be nonstop and seizure-inducing.



    I had to bail on an Ensiferum set because of that shit a few years ago and I'm still holding a grudge! :evil:
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Pellaz » Sat Jul 29, 2017 11:37 pm

    Daenerys wrote:Please do not allow any lighting effects except for strobe lighting, which must be nonstop and seizure-inducing.

    I had to bail on an Ensiferum set because of that shit a few years ago and I'm still holding a grudge! :evil:


    Same with us last year, during Testament in the theater, only with spotlights. I noticed those annoying (and seemingly random) blinding spotlights seemed to go away later in the cruise, though.
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    Abbath--Agalloch--Agathodaimon--Allegaeon--Amon.Amarth--Amorphis--Animals.As.Leaders--Arsis--Ayreon--Bal.Sagoth--Barren.Earth--Battlelore--Behemoth--Black.Crown.Initiate--Blind.Guardian--Bloodbath--Borknagar--CoB--CoF--Cynic--Dimmu.Borgir--Dragonforce--Edge.of.Sanity--Witherscape--anything.Dan.Swano--Einherjer--Eluveitie
    --Emperor--Ensiferum--Equilibrium--Eternal.Tears.of.Sorrow--Exmortus--Fear.Factory--Gojira--Graveworm--Green.Carnation--Iced.Earth--Ihsahn--Immortal--Kalmah--Katatonia--Keep.of.Kalessin--Kvelertak--Leprous--Luciferan.Light.Orchestra--Loss--Melechesh--Mezarkabul--Moonspell--Mors.Principium.Est--Myrath--
    Ne.Obliviscaris--Nile--Novembers.Doom--Old.Mans.Child--Omnium.Gatherum--Opeth--Orphaned.Land--Poisonblack--Primordial--Satyricon--Savatage--Scale.the.Summit--Skalmold--Slough.Feg--Suidakra--Tarot--Therion--Devin.Townsend--Turisas--Twilight.Force--Tyr--Vintersorg--Wintersun--Yyrkoon--1349
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by alex_canada » Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:40 pm

    I remember that ensiferum set, I had to leave too. Have the lighting design crew never been in an audience before?
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by gorgatron » Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:15 pm

    Calibrate the guns on House of the Dead 4 :bitch:
    2016: 2314
    2017: 6661
    2018: 2364

    Abbath-/-Acid.Witch-/-Amon.Amarth-/-Analepsy-/-Andrew.WK-/-At.the.Gates-/-Behemoth-/-Belzebubs-/-The.Black.Dahlia.Murder-/-Bloodbath-/-Cannabis.Corpse-/-Cephalic.Carnage-/-Darkest.Hour-/-Decrepit.Birth-/-Devourment-/Dimmu.Borgir-/-Eat.the.Turnbuckle-/-Eluveitie-/-Enisum-/-Enfold.Darkness-/-Entombed-/-Frightmare-/-Galakticon-/-General.Surgery-/-Ghoul-/-Graveyard-/-Guttural.Secrete-/-Gwar-/-Haemorrhage-/-Hypocrisy-/-Impaled-/-Inferi-/-Infest-/-Insect.Warfare-/-Insomnium-/-Iron.Reagan-/-Magrudergrind-/-Midnight-/-Misery.Index-/-Municipal.Waste-/-Napalm.Death-/-Nekrogoblikon-/-Necrophagist-/-Noisem-/-Obituary-/-Omnium.Gatherum-/-Origin-/-Party.Cannon-/-Phobia-/-Power.Trip-/-Prostitute.Disfigurement-/-Skeletonwitch-/-Splatterhouse-/-Steel.Panther-/-Suffocation-/-Toxic.Holocaust-/-Uada-/-Vader-/-Varg-/-Vital.Remains-/-Wintersun-/-Wormed-/-Wormrot
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Bolt_Thrower » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:57 pm

    Instead of selling band-specific shirts, sell white shirts and magic markers. Everyone can draw their own. Maybe have a contest for the best shirt.
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by bodomdragon » Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:37 am

    Reduce the lineup from 60 to 0 bands. I'm tired of overlappings and lack of time to socialize or do other stuff. And please change the cruise to an actual barge, it will make it much easier to find my friends.
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Bolt_Thrower » Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:20 am

    Freeze the lineup at the current 21 bands so we can stop anticipating.
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Bolt_Thrower » Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:24 am

    Reveille at 5:00am followed by calisthenics at 5:15.
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Bob » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:59 am

    Train the security guards to use cattle prods on the front line and catapult the crowd surfers back into the audience.

    Increase the distance from the stage by another 10 yards so more photographers can set up tripods with photo umbrellas.

    Add water fountains and super soakers to the top side Jacuzzis.
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    1. Sheetz-my-panties and line up on the center rail for both sets if announced.

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    2. Never seen them live either.
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    3. Seen them before and would love to see them on das boat.
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by meshuggah » Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:18 am

    Get Coldplay onbroad
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by mbob » Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:20 am

    Please remove the floor in Studio B so we can mosh on the ice!
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by alex_canada » Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:04 pm

    That's the opposite of bland!
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Godflesh » Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:01 pm

    alex_canada wrote:That's the opposite of bland!

    Remembering what happened at Karaoke and elsewhere with the yellow cone, it might not be bland, but it's a dumb suggestion :mrgreen: :stagger:
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Pellaz » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:01 am

    mbob wrote:Please remove the floor in Studio B so we can mosh on the ice!


    This would make an Origin-style pillow fight a thing of beauty and a joy forever. :lol:
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by DrinkMoxie » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:15 pm

    Bolt_Thrower wrote:Reveille at 5:00am followed by calisthenics at 5:15.

    Reveille were terrible, we don't need anymore rapcore revivals
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Pellaz » Wed Aug 02, 2017 6:16 pm

    DrinkMoxie wrote:
    Bolt_Thrower wrote:Reveille at 5:00am followed by calisthenics at 5:15.

    Reveille were terrible, we don't need anymore rapcore revivals


    Well, that's why they're scheduled at 5 am. :D
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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by PacNW » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:05 am

    Fly in Antifa activists from Portland and Seattle to continually ask cruisers if they are nazis, and mace anyone who's answer they don't like.

    Start enforcing a dress code to zazz up the cruise. Shirts & shoes required everywhere.

    Take visual presentation up a notch by devising new and interesting tall obstacles to litter the pool deck with. I believe in UMC! I bet they could cram at least 30 or 40 15 ft tall or higher pillars, dinosaurs, homoerotic statues, etc up on that deck.

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    Re: Where can I post bland suggestions?

    by Pellaz » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:23 pm

    PacNW wrote:Fly in Antifa activists from Portland and Seattle to continually ask cruisers if they are nazis, and mace anyone who's answer they don't like.


    "That'll keep the tourists away!"
    Start enforcing a dress code to zazz up the cruise. Shirts & shoes required everywhere.


    "Gentlemen shall wear dark suits or tuxedos and ladies shall wear formal dresses at dinner." :shock:

    Take visual presentation up a notch by devising new and interesting tall obstacles to litter the pool deck with. I believe in UMC! I bet they could cram at least 30 or 40 15 ft tall or higher pillars, dinosaurs, homoerotic statues, etc up on that deck.


    "Ahh, twenty-five new replica statues of Michaelango's "David" ringing the pool-deck stage....not that there's anything WRONG with that."

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    Himsa were technically metalcore and ruled. I will fight you over this if I have to.


    COME AT ME, BRO!

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