Random bitching thread - Page 212

by **sageoftruth** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:17 am

X-Thor wrote:
CountArioch wrote:And why does every woman that talks me into showing them my dick get obsessed with it? It's only slightly above average...

I'll take "Things that didn't actually happen" for $300.

Just kidding, lol. Sounds like a sexual kind of first world problem to me.

As someone who loves his independence, I can certainly see this as a legit grievance.

by **Speedy** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:28 am

More first world problems:
I can't get my stick horse signed by Equilibrium at RockHarz, because their signing session is when Einherjer plays.

by **CountArioch** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:42 pm

I wish I had someone to talk to sometimes.

I am having problems, the whole dating thing is not treating me kindly at all. And all my friends are either basement-dwelling NEETS that openly despise women, or polyamorous people that haven't gone more than a week without sex their entire adult lives. And neither can just listen without either lecturing me on the evils of women or try to "relate" about how they only got to have sex once last week after their kinky groupsex session in their S&M club.

And no, telling me to "work on myself" doesn't make me feel better NOW, and I've put over 20 years into "improving myself". I'm sick of fucking "improving myself".

by **Stained Class** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:28 am

Yeah I know what you mean. Dating sucks and it's fuckin hard.

by **AlaskaRachel** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:25 pm

I don't like dating. I'm worried my Netflix will feel neglected if I find a boyfriend.

But seriously, dating sucks. Meet a nice guy? He's living off lawsuit money. Meet a guy with a great job? He's more boring than a stump. Meet a guy who likes to party? He's an asshole. Meet a really interesting guy with a great job and lots of friends? He lives on a different continent.
Can't win. Gave up. Got a dog.

by **X-Thor** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:47 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:I don't like dating. I'm worried my Netflix will feel neglected if I find a boyfriend.

But seriously, dating sucks. Meet a nice guy? He's living off lawsuit money. Meet a guy with a great job? He's more boring than a stump. Meet a guy who likes to party? He's an asshole. Meet a really interesting guy with a great job and lots of friends? He lives on a different continent.

So date them all!

by **AlaskaRachel** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:37 pm

X-Thor wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I don't like dating. I'm worried my Netflix will feel neglected if I find a boyfriend.

But seriously, dating sucks. Meet a nice guy? He's living off lawsuit money. Meet a guy with a great job? He's more boring than a stump. Meet a guy who likes to party? He's an asshole. Meet a really interesting guy with a great job and lots of friends? He lives on a different continent.

So date them all!

...
thats fucking brilliant

by **NuuX** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:11 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:I don't like dating. I'm worried my Netflix will feel neglected if I find a boyfriend.

But seriously, dating sucks. Meet a nice guy? He's living off lawsuit money. Meet a guy with a great job? He's more boring than a stump. Meet a guy who likes to party? He's an asshole. Meet a really interesting guy with a great job and lots of friends? He lives on a different continent.
Can't win. Gave up. Got a dog.

What's wrong with a different continent?

by **CountArioch** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:08 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:I don't like dating. I'm worried my Netflix will feel neglected if I find a boyfriend.

But seriously, dating sucks. Meet a nice guy? He's living off lawsuit money. Meet a guy with a great job? He's more boring than a stump. Meet a guy who likes to party? He's an asshole. Meet a really interesting guy with a great job and lots of friends? He lives on a different continent.
Can't win. Gave up. Got a dog.

I hear you. I keep getting women who are married. I'm good enough for some bored housewife to have a fling with to spice up her life, but I'm not good enough to date a single woman more than once or twice. I do find that depressing sometimes. (I'm up to 4 bored housewives since moving to the midwest...)

My current job has very flexible hours, and I could find work every day if I wanted. I'm going to do that for a while, my job is easy and I find it mentally rewarding. At least, more so than my actual life right now, heh. And the extra pocket money from the overtime doesn't hurt one bit...

I wouldn't mind a girlfriend on a different continent though, as I do intend on visiting all of them one day.

by **Stained Class** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:22 am

Let's all just date eachother.

by **X-Thor** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:29 am

Stained Class wrote:Let's all just date eachother.

Dibs on you.

by **Stained Class** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:38 am

X-Thor wrote:
Stained Class wrote:Let's all just date eachother.

Dibs on you.

No man, no dibs on anyone. We're all in a giant polygarelationship now.

by **X-Thor** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:45 am

Stained Class wrote:
X-Thor wrote:
Stained Class wrote:Let's all just date eachother.

Dibs on you.

No man, no dibs on anyone. We're all in a giant polygarelationship now.

Wooo!!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:21 am

by **viathyn** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:21 am

Whoa whoa whoa we're all dating each other now?

Two questions.

Who's first and how am I going to explain this.

?

by **viathyn** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:22 am

And how can I convince Bill this is a good idea if I can't liquor him up?

by **DrinkMoxie** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:26 am

viathyn wrote:And how can I convince Bill this is a good idea if I can't liquor him up?

by **klons** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:48 am

by **DrinkMoxie** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:38 am

klons wrote:

Hahaha

by **klons** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:58 am

What's that? All my warranties are gone on my car? Time for everything to break!

by **Laura** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:12 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:
viathyn wrote:And how can I convince Bill this is a good idea if I can't liquor him up?

Omg...I'm dyin' over here!

by **Laura** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:19 pm

viathyn wrote:Whoa whoa whoa we're all dating each other now?

Two questions.

Who's first and how am I going to explain this.

?

Too much funny in this thread

by **viathyn** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:38 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:
viathyn wrote:And how can I convince Bill this is a good idea if I can't liquor him up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-ac87-6n3I

by **AlaskaRachel** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:43 pm

I think I'm with Bill on this one

by **X-Thor** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:56 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:I think I'm with Bill on this one

You're not just with Bill. You're with everyone!

by **Memnoch** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:29 pm

X-Thor wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I think I'm with Bill on this one

You're not just with Bill. You're with everyone!

Well played, Hector, well played.

by **sageoftruth** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:12 am

No need to worry guys. Just include me. We'll all be back to being normal friends in no time.

by **DrinkMoxie** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:58 am

X-Thor wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I think I'm with Bill on this one

You're not just with Bill. You're with everyone!

I think she meant Buffalo Bill from Jake's link

by **viathyn** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:52 am

Something something lotion something something mangina

by **AlaskaRachel** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:45 pm

viathyn wrote:Something something lotion something something mangina

10/10 would bang

by **klons** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:12 pm

Get car back after being in the shop for a week, drive an hour. CAR FUCKING BLOWS UP. aka, I parked and fluid went pouring fucking everywhere.

Currently waiting for tow truck.

by **CountArioch** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:19 am

Had a doc appointment today. I've lost 10 pounds in 4 months, and my blood sugars are at the level of normal, healthy people.

Did not stop my doc from flipping shit and going off on me. She wanted me to lose 50 pounds in 4 months, not just 10. I'm thinking of finding a new doc, I have a very good health plan and I don't have to keep seeing the same doc if I don't feel like it.

by **sageoftruth** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:21 am

klons wrote:Get car back after being in the shop for a week, drive an hour. CAR FUCKING BLOWS UP. aka, I parked and fluid went pouring fucking everywhere.

Currently waiting for tow truck.

Michael Bay strikes again.

by **mbob** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:26 pm

It's not January 22, 2015 yet!

by **klons** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:45 pm

sageoftruth wrote:
klons wrote:Get car back after being in the shop for a week, drive an hour. CAR FUCKING BLOWS UP. aka, I parked and fluid went pouring fucking everywhere.

Currently waiting for tow truck.

Michael Bay strikes again.

Wasn't kidding when I said car blew up - radiator hose had a hole in it. All told, $1800 in repairs over two days. Good thing my cabin is already paid for!

by **Feanorgandalf** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:47 pm

Having an amazing weekend golfing in BC then the drive back went bad fast. Got pulled over for doing 125kph in a 90kph zone then i get back to calgary only to hear this awful grinding on my car brakes which worked out to $1000 to fix.

by **DrinkMoxie** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:36 am

Feanorgandalf wrote:Having an amazing weekend golfing in BC then the drive back went bad fast. Got pulled over for doing 125kph in a 90kph zone then i get back to calgary only to hear this awful grinding on my car brakes which worked out to $1000 to fix.

car problems get WAY too expensive WAY too fast... that sucks man

by **klons** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:59 pm

Hipster/raver/whatever army has invaded my home for the weekend

40000 of them vs two cruisers is NOT good odds.

by **Feanorgandalf** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:46 pm

Shambala the same weekend as Chasing Summer in Calgary. I feel your pain

by **klons** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:21 pm

Feanorgandalf wrote:Shambala the same weekend as Chasing Summer in Calgary. I feel your pain

Ugh, I guess you.. lose this one. Just be happy that those festivals haven't tripled your population, our grocery stores are almost barren already and shit just started tonight.

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