[PonyBoy]

If there is not an official 70k tons drinking song, I submit this...

Aboard 70000 tons of metal
For no less will i settle
Another dark spot on me liver
avast, ahoy and Shiver me timbers

Drunk on whiskey and drunk on gin
Look at my tab, im fucked again!
On the pool deck and under the sun,
Screw the money and bring me my rum.

Dancing awkward to Korpiklaani
Cannibal Corpse dismembers a body
Three shots of vodka makes my head spin.
Tequila numbs my sunboiled skin.

Staggering to and staggering fro
Get lost on my way to the Venom show
Get me some beer to clear me mind
And make it to the show just in time.

Start day two drunk already
Heart and liver are holding steady
Begin the search for Alestorm's buckfast
Escargot and booze for breakfast.

Some douchebag offers a drink of water
I tell him id rather fuck his daughter.
No, not really. LOL, JK
What a fucked up thing to say.

Dont know Finnish, dont know Farsi
But we all know how to drink and party
Heavy metal tavern on the high seas
Salute with horns and heavy metal screams

I like my metal with a shot of liquor
Drop the bullshit and raise the anchor
Sailing into the night we go
Drunkards above and sharks below.

Sing, sing, along with me
Hold my beer i have to pee
Booze and babes, metal and more
Excessive drinking is making me poor.

Municipal Waste or Napalm Death
Or should i see Be-he-moth
So many bands for me to choose
Hard to think with this much booze.

When this cruise comes to an end
I will be drunk once again
Mourning my last bottle of beer
And planning to return the following year.

[Pellaz]

Bravo!

Now, someone should send this to Chris Bowes so he can learn it before the cruise.
I could totally see him singing this.