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2011/12/16

Our Canadian Scouting Party Has Been Attacked!

While on our way back across the Atlantic we received word from our scouting party in Canada: Before they had a chance to leave the capital city, they were attacked by an ANNIHILATOR! Sailors, please welcome another Canadian Metal Legend on board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival!

But that’s not all… as a special treat, Jeff Waters will be holding an exclusive Guitar Clinic on board!

2011/12/13

Merchandise Store Now Open!

Still looking for a last minute Holiday gift? Limited quantities of this year’s official merchandise are now available¬†here.

2011/12/12

Are We All Getting A Little EXCITER yet?

70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival has reached the Canadian East Coast. Before turning the ship around, we dropped off a scouting party to explore this vast country. Given secret orders, they headed West to the nation’s capital of Ottawa where they received a raving welcome. Are we all getting a little EXCITER yet?

2011/12/09

Injected With Deadly Toxin: Please Welcome VENOM!

To travel from the North Sea into the Atlantic Ocean, you must sail around the British Isles. Before doing so we decided to visit a town in North East England that we are familiar with from last year: Newcastle, and what a welcome we got! On arrival we all got injected by a deadly toxin! Sailors: We now all have VENOM on board!

70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival now sails through the Channel into the Atlantic. Our course: Straight West.

2011/12/06

Warm Up With Some PRETTY MAIDS!

It’s getting to be winter up here in the Baltics. The days are getting shorter and you have to wait long periods to see the sun. Tired of waiting in Finland, we sailed over to Denmark. After we passed through the Great Belt we made a short stop in the city of Horsens. We should have gone there earlier, because you know what we found? Some really PRETTY MAIDS! Full steam ahead through the Skagerrak!