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2011/12/24

The Catastrophic KATAKLYSM Of The Holidays

Just as we reached the Strait of Gibraltar this morning, we received word from our American scouting party. They continued their secret mission and are now moving South-West after they escaped a catastrophic KATAKLYSM in Montréal.

70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival wishes everyone Happy Holidays!

2011/12/21

All Suites Are SOLD OUT!

If you are still hoping for a Suite, please book a Superior Ocean View cabin category SO and note under “Special Requests” that you would like to be placed on the Suite Waiting List. Getting placed on the Suite Waiting List is free and without obligation, but you need a valid and paid reservation in a category SO cabin to be eligible for the Suite Waiting List.

Should a Suite become available we will contact you, and you may then purchase an Upgrade if you decide to do so.

2011/12/20

Please Welcome CHANNEL ZERO On Board!

Did we forget about the scouting party that was in The Netherlands some time ago? What happened to them? They went South to Belgium and straight to the capital city of Brussels. Sailors, please welcome Belgium’s premier Heavy Metal Band: CHANNEL ZERO on board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival!

2011/12/16

Our Canadian Scouting Party Has Been Attacked!

While on our way back across the Atlantic we received word from our scouting party in Canada: Before they had a chance to leave the capital city, they were attacked by an ANNIHILATOR! Sailors, please welcome another Canadian Metal Legend on board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival!

But that’s not all… as a special treat, Jeff Waters will be holding an exclusive Guitar Clinic on board!

2011/12/13

Merchandise Store Now Open!

Still looking for a last minute Holiday gift? Limited quantities of this year’s official merchandise are now available¬†here.