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2011/12/12

Are We All Getting A Little EXCITER yet?

70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival has reached the Canadian East Coast. Before turning the ship around, we dropped off a scouting party to explore this vast country. Given secret orders, they headed West to the nation’s capital of Ottawa where they received a raving welcome. Are we all getting a little EXCITER yet?

2011/12/09

Injected With Deadly Toxin: Please Welcome VENOM!

To travel from the North Sea into the Atlantic Ocean, you must sail around the British Isles. Before doing so we decided to visit a town in North East England that we are familiar with from last year: Newcastle, and what a welcome we got! On arrival we all got injected by a deadly toxin! Sailors: We now all have VENOM on board!

70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival now sails through the Channel into the Atlantic. Our course: Straight West.

2011/12/06

Warm Up With Some PRETTY MAIDS!

It’s getting to be winter up here in the Baltics. The days are getting shorter and you have to wait long periods to see the sun. Tired of waiting in Finland, we sailed over to Denmark. After we passed through the Great Belt we made a short stop in the city of Horsens. We should have gone there earlier, because you know what we found? Some really PRETTY MAIDS! Full steam ahead through the Skagerrak!

2011/10/15

The Ones That Survived The Lake Of Bodom!

We found the survivors, the ones that survived the Lake of Bodom! CHILDREN OF BODOM! 28 out of 40 and counting as Finland welcomes back 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival!

2011/10/14

Pirates Force Us Back To Europe To Look For Survivors

While cruising in the Gulf of Mexico last week, we were hijacked by pirates. Didn’t that happen to us the previous year too? These guys are different however. They go by the name of ALESTORM and forced us to sail back to Europe, but instead of sailing to their home country, they demanded that we sail back to the Baltic Sea insisting that we would find more survivors there. 27 out of 40 on board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival! Who are the survivors those pirates are talking about?