Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

Every year we realize that many of you Heavy Metal Sailors are not so used to the hot Caribbean sun, and by day 2 many of our Nordic friends look very much like lobsters… So we thought we should have some lovely ladies providing towels and sunscreen on deck to make sure you get a nice Caribbean tan, rather than a burn.

Please welcome the official 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls: Samantha, Lise, Sarah, Cait, Olivia, Susie, Lisa and Courtney.

And since we think these stunning Metal Maidens should be dressed accordingly, we are very proud to have TOXIC VISION providing the exclusive 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girl apparel!


We Have Found The HOLY GRAIL!

Our North American Scouting Party is still in Southern California. No wonder, because this is where they have found the HOLY GRAIL! Will they go straight to Miami to board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise, or do they still have some unfinished business on the North American West Coast?


Headbanging In The Hot Tub!

Imagine headbanging in a hot tub…

Now imagine headbanging in a hot tub WHILE you watch your favorite Heavy Metal band play on the biggest Open Air Stage to sail the Open Seas…!

Only 20 more days until 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise sets sail for the warm Caribbean and you don’t have to imagine doing all the above. You and 2,000 of the craziest Metal fans from around the World can do just that!


30 Years Of American Metal!

Our American Scouts went South to Los Angeles and got really shocked… Welcome LIZZY BORDEN on board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise! They will perform their brand new 30th anniversary show “30 Years Of American Metal” encompassing songs from each and every LIZZY BORDEN record to date, plus songs the band has never performed live, EVER!!!


From Colombia And British Columbia…

Many years ago Dagon moved from Colombia to the United States in search of a new drummer. He met Incubus and a dark creation began in Seattle, Washington.

Last night our American Scouts crossed the border from British Columbia, Canada into Washington, USA. But instead of a warm welcome, they were dragged to an INQUISITION!