2018/09/17

The Cause Of Death Was Excessive Partying

Your OBITUARY will read that you got chopped in half on board Round 9 of 70000TONS OF METAL, The Original, The World’s Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise! Embark on the festival experience of a lifetime alongside 3,000 Sailors from over 70 nations on board the luxurious Independence of the Seas.

You will “K”now true sorrow if you don’t find yourself stepping on board next January…