Running Wild
Gutalax
Nanowar of Steel
Spasm
Porky Vagina
Sigh
Gutalax
Jaldaboath
Psykosis
The Jackson 5

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND UNHOLY.

So I was just wondering, for those of us who have visited Cozumel on the cruise before, how is it? What is there to do? How does it rank among other destinations?

My vote goes for tomorrow, the 30th

Dream Spirit
Gutalax
Jaldaboath
Maximum the Hormone
Nanowar of Steel
Porky Vagina
Running Wild
Sigh
Spasm
Turilli/Lione Rhapsody
Uli Jon Roth
Wintersun

Just these bands over and over and no one else please.

(I have reason to believe that Nekrogoblikon have been asked if they’re available 🤫) BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEAR...

(I have reason to believe that Nekrogoblikon have been asked if they’re available )

What time do numbers usually start getting handed out?

I was told before Christmas - from a pretty reliable sounding source - that all bands had been booked

Probably more than that I reckon. I cannot remember how early I got there in 2018 but it was EARLY . And I reckon there were already at least two dozen there. Hated how disorganised it was, and how easy it was for people to cut the queue. Really hope there are some improvements this year. What time...

What we talking like, twenty? A hundred? I would say at 3am maybe a dozen. I would say by 6am there might be 100, by 10am I would say 300+ in line. Those are swag's (Super Wild Ass Guess's), so somebody call BS if you disagree with these numbers. Probably more than that I reckon. I cannot remember ...

There is a trick to getting merch semi painlessly, though it does involve lack of sleep. Get in the line between 5 and 6am. Hang out and chat with your fellow cruisers. Get your low number around 8am, get some breakfast, come back about 9am get your merch, be there to see the first show at 10am. It...

All merch complaints can be directed to the appropriate Facebook group - I think it's called 70,000 Tons of Merch Complaints? I wish we could do that, and it's a system that's been suggested yearly. But there's some sort of deal with RC keeping them from doing it, else they would have already . All...

I was told a couple of weeks ago that all bands have been booked. And that one of those bands starts with a W and ends in an intersun...

Obviously take this with a pinch of salt but it’s from a pretty solid source

could just get it done ourselves...?

Running Wild
Gutalax
Slough Feg
Blood Ceremony
Porky Vagina
Spasm
Gutalax
Crystal Viper
Wintersun
Jaldaboath
Sigh
Maximum the Hormone
Gutalax

All of these are mandatory.

I'm campaigning seriously hard for Gutalax next year and need all the help I can get. We need some filthy dirty grind on board!

zerkz wrote:3244.

Heyyyyyyyyy roomie!

Thanks Statsman. I should really add myself back into the 70,000 Tons Forum Fiends Facebook group. This is a delicate question to phrase but uh... of the 7 bands we don't know yet, do we know if any of them are bringing merch? Not looking for spoilers, just to know if we should expect any more crui...

Is it generally a thing that the last band announced will be a pretty big one? I mean if it were me I wouldn't save bands like Carcass and Overkill's announcements for last...

3244.

Some say that’s the best cabin

Mainly me.

thebluelizard wrote:

ollyhills wrote:

AussieAbroadMetal wrote:Did someone say cabin 3244?!

G’day!

Where in Oz are you coming from?

y'all are with my good friend jesse! it's his first 70k. i gave him the link to this board and told him to come say hello

Are you Rick Springfield, by any chance?

Buddy Holly, the Big Bopper and Richie Valens have all been confirmed as being busy elsewhere

AussieAbroadMetal wrote:Did someone say cabin 3244?!

G’day!

Where in Oz are you coming from?

Looks like this room is right next to the whatever venue it is. not that i plan to go to bed before the sun comes up but has anyone stayed around this end before and had noise issues? Looks like you might be okay as far as direct through-the-walls noise from the Alhambra theater, but I'd be a littl...

Do we have a 3244?? You'll be with my best friend. We had to get separate tickets and I'm in 2314. sick. Does he snore? I thought you might be with my buddy but he's 23 2 4 Looks like this room is right next to the whatever venue it is. not that i plan to go to bed before the sun comes up but has a...

Do we have a 3244??

cool, cheers for the response man. by the look of things tickets will never be made available to us common types so it won't be much of a worry anyway, lol

this whole thing seems absolutely ridiculous to me. I've never been before so I don't exactly know best, but this is a fucking HUGE ship - why can't there be four or five merch stands dotted about? For arguments sake let's say four about the boat for festival merch and then one besides whichever is ...

So as of right now there are only twin/double rooms available. Would they hold some rooms back for the public release? That seems like the sensible thing to do...? If not we're fucked coz we're a group of three... lol

Hey!

Does anyone have an educated guess as to when the public sales will come around?

Cheers people!

Cheers for the advice guys!

I'm getting antsy now, I just wanna get this in the can and officially on track!

Hmm fair enough. Cheers man! I guess it's not exactly cheap in the first place so I should just get used to having to pay whatever I'll have to pay lol

Ahoy y'all. My buddy and I shall be coming out next year for the first time and I was wondering - are the cheapest rooms likely to have sold out once the gold and silver survivors have had their go? And if that's the case what would the chances be that someone who has one of these magical codes and ...

'Sup everyone.

I'm looking into making it out for 2018 and I was wondering - when have tickets typically gone on sale each year?