[mooyagi]

Not as many epic beards as I expected at Down last night. I was surprised. There were a lot of grown-out beard and goatees, but you could see most people had to keep trimming them because of jobs. Sucks to be them.

I will be trying Rhia's concoction for soft hair soon. I'll you you know the results.

Oh, and I'll probably take the picture down after the weekend.

this just made me think of a little story.

at a previous job they were bitching about my beard. had to shave bla bla bla.
then one they they told me that the director of our american agent was coming over.
I then totally "forgot" the day so my boss went ballistic and told me how unrepresentable i looked

he comes back in the office with the director.... got a waaaayyyy bigger beard then mine LOL

Awesome!

[KDibildeaux]

Not as many epic beards as I expected at Down last night. I was surprised. There were a lot of grown-out beard and goatees, but you could see most people had to keep trimming them because of jobs. Sucks to be them.

I will be trying Rhia's concoction for soft hair soon. I'll you you know the results.

Oh, and I'll probably take the picture down after the weekend.

this just made me think of a little story.

at a previous job they were bitching about my beard. had to shave bla bla bla.
then one they they told me that the director of our american agent was coming over.
I then totally "forgot" the day so my boss went ballistic and told me how unrepresentable i looked

he comes back in the office with the director.... got a waaaayyyy bigger beard then mine LOL

that's great!

There's a no beard policy at work, but ours is a legit, because we have areas that require wearing respirators, and beards get in the way of a proper seal. Still kinda sucks that people have to shave off their beards.

[Dutchguy-Tim]

when i started at my current job i only had a goaty, but as i reale HATE shaving i let me beard grow back gradually.
the only remarks i got were the usual: "lost your razor?" or "you should step closer to your razor" that kind a thing.
but they all accepted it. even better, when somebody hasn't shaved for a few days days they're asking him if he's want's to be like me

don't if there are any typical remarks you other bearded guys get, but that's the usual in holland

[WizardBeast]

when i started at my current job i only had a goaty, but as i reale HATE shaving i let me beard grow back gradually.
the only remarks i got were the usual: "lost your razor?" or "you should step closer to your razor" that kind a thing.
but they all accepted it. even better, when somebody hasn't shaved for a few days days they're asking him if he's want's to be like me

don't if there are any typical remarks you other bearded guys get, but that's the usual in holland

i've heard guys get the "stand closer to your razor" thing here in the states too. however, beards are pretty common in Colorado - the whole "Mountain Man" thing is actually a "look" some guys go for here. i'm sure it'd be different in new york city than in denver colorado! we are so casual here.

[mooyagi]

I've never run into the facial hair problem at work. I think as a whole the US is becoming much more lenient with people's appearances, which is a damn good thing.

[viathyn]

I'm glad my office is lenient too!

My facial hair, facial piercings, and long hair... all seemingly accepted in the professional world here.. Though I don't see too many people that look like me around here haha.

[WizardBeast]

I'm glad my office is lenient too!

My facial hair, facial piercings, and long hair... all seemingly accepted in the professional world here.. Though I don't see too many people that look like me around here haha.

my tattoos and purple hair streaks are acceptable (and actually complimented) here at my work, which is pretty awesome....i'd hate to be somewhere that doesn't allow for any individuality in appearance, but i know plenty of those places exist.

"i am not a number, i'm a free man"

[Dutchguy-Tim]

i think the most impoant thing is how you DO your job.

[EvilDan]

i think the most impoant thing is how you DO your job.

Yeah, I've found that my unique appearance distinguishes me and allows people to remember me better.

[WizardBeast]

i think the most impoant thing is how you DO your job.

HERE HERE! +70000

[EvilDan]

Had a dream where I was attempting to shave off my beard before the cruise. I HAD to do it, but I can't remember why. As I was getting ready to start cutting, I got so upset that I vomited.

The same would probably happen if I was forced to shave it off for real.

[WizardBeast]

Had a dream where I was attempting to shave off my beard before the cruise. I HAD to do it, but I can't remember why. As I was getting ready to start cutting, I got so upset that I vomited.

The same would probably happen if I was forced to shave it off for real.

i guess you have attachment issues! sorry, terrible, i know.

[Dutchguy-Tim]

big WTF moment sunday

i was at the power of metal tour in eindhoven (with o.a. skullfist, Powerwolf and Sabaton)
and there were some people who were obliviou not into metal
they asked me if my beard was real or not ?!?!?!?!?!?!
i thought there were joking.... but they weren't
we all though WTF?! haven't you looked around yet?

[MadameLePink]

big WTF moment sunday

i was at the power of metal tour in eindhoven (with o.a. skullfist, Powerwolf and Sabaton)
and there were some people who were obliviou not into metal
they asked me if my beard was real or not ?!?!?!?!?!?!
i thought there were joking.... but they weren't
we all though WTF?! haven't you looked around yet?

I hadn't heard that one yet! People usually ask if my hair is real (not only when I have dreads), but then it's pink, so I can almost understand that... But a beard? Oh well, people never stop surprising me

[EvilDan]

big WTF moment sunday

i was at the power of metal tour in eindhoven (with o.a. skullfist, Powerwolf and Sabaton)
and there were some people who were obliviou not into metal
they asked me if my beard was real or not ?!?!?!?!?!?!
i thought there were joking.... but they weren't
we all though WTF?! haven't you looked around yet?

Yeah, I've had people just walk up and yank my beard expecting it to be fake. Like that would be acceptable if it was.

[viathyn]

Yank on their ears! Or grab a handful of their skin, and once again, yank.

[WizardBeast]

Yank on their ears! Or grab a handful of their skin, and once again, yank.

or, just tell them how unique and hilarious they are for coming up with the idea to yank on the barba.

[ShoreSlayer]

I think the word 'yank' is funny and under-utilized!

[viathyn]

Especially when you yank your wang.



Whoa... wait a second...


Yank + Wang = Wank.

[EvilDan]

Especially when you yank your wang.



Whoa... wait a second...


Yank + Wang = Wank.

LOL... Awesome!

[EvilDan]

This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

[viathyn]

This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

AAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA. Brilliant.


So... did it?

[Stained Class]

I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

I'm sorry to hear that.

[KevinP]

This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased. ]

I've heard of a "Stink Finger" but not a "Stink Beard".

Ya learn something new every day on these broads

(damn, how did I make such a simple mistake Glad you found it before the )

[viathyn]

This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased. ]

I've heard of a "Stink Finger" but not a "Stink Beard".

Ya learn something new every day on these broads

Fix'd

[WizardBeast]

I think the word 'yank' is funny and under-utilized!

i agree! let's talk about more yanking on here! it would be good to augment all the wanking.

[mooyagi]

This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

Ew. Think of the dingleberries on your beard afterwards

[KDibildeaux]

This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

Ew. Think of the dingleberries on your beard afterwards

[Badgerbomb300]

This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

Ew. Think of the dingleberries on your beard afterwards

Just the image of that made me laugh pretty good and maybe a little sick also

[KDibildeaux]

Ew. Think of the dingleberries on your beard afterwards

Just the image of that made me laugh pretty good and maybe a little sick also

It's a pretty nasty image

[EvilDan]

This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

Ew. Think of the dingleberries on your beard afterwards

Never crossed my mind, as the women I am with are all pretty clean. Plus, there's always a pre-shower if necessary.

AAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA. Brilliant.


So... did it?

Thank you, sir. The beard has the length for the job, but she quickly disappeared.

[Dutchguy-Tim]

shouldn't have read this this topic while eating

[viathyn]

Yeah, big thumbs down on Ryan for bringing up dingleberries.


WHAT KIND OF DIRTY HEATHEN GORILLAS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH?!?!?!

[nekrobarr]

Yeah, big thumbs down on Ryan for bringing up dingleberries.


WHAT KIND OF DIRTY HEATHEN GORILLAS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH?!?!?!

The kind that go on cruises with awesome metal bands, and post on the associate forum in the meantime.

[viathyn]

Well, I know about THAT one.


Hopefully that doesn't apply to Marlo..

[mooyagi]

Well, I know about THAT one.


Hopefully that doesn't apply to Marlo..

Only on her bad days (cue the )

Luckily I don't have a beard long enough to find out

[KDibildeaux]

Well, I know about THAT one.


Hopefully that doesn't apply to Marlo..

Only on her bad days (cue the )

Luckily I don't have a beard long enough to find out

you really are a glutton for pain, aren't ya?

[mooyagi]

Well, I know about THAT one.


Hopefully that doesn't apply to Marlo..

Only on her bad days (cue the )

Luckily I don't have a beard long enough to find out

you really are a glutton for pain, aren't ya?

I enjoy busting her chops quite often. It's all in good fun of course. She's a great sport for putting up with it.

[KDibildeaux]

She really seems to be



I do find it pretty hilarious

[mooyagi]

I do find it pretty hilarious

Exactly! We are a much more entertaining couple for you folks when we are having arguments and teasing each other as opposed to being all sappy and lovey dovey