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[April Fools]The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by Andy_ » Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:56 am

Sailors! We're getting things started early this year, so I hope this doesn't disturb you too much! Please welcome DISTURBED onbroad 70000TONS OF METAL The Original, The World’s Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise!
We're announcing Seven bands today, and the last one is going to be our biggest yet!
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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by Andy_ » Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:58 am

Please welcome our next band for Round 8 of The Original, 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise: AVENGED SEVENFOLD!
Are you liking the bands so far? If not, the next group might change your mind!
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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by Andy_ » Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:59 am

Make your way to picturesque Grand Turk, our Caribbean dream destination, as you catch NICKELBACK onbroad 70000TONS OF METAL, The Original, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise!
You'll love our next band; they're so metal, they have a metal in their name!
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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by Andy_ » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:55 am

Please welcome STEEL PANTHER onbroad Round 8 of 70000TONS OF METAL, The Original, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise!
Don't cry if these bands are going the way you want. Remember, we still have our largest announcement yet coming up SOON...
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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by Andy_ » Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:55 am

Bring your pacifiers and sing along with BABYMETAL onbroad 70000TONS OF METAL, The Original, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise!
Don't forget to give a big neighbourly wave when we announce our next band...
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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by Andy_ » Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:45 am

Please give a warm welcome to OKILLY DOKILLY, the freshly formed Phoenix metalcorers. They are a solid shoe in for the "Cripper Award", a yearly bestowment for the best previously unknown band. Please note: due to this year's controversy surrounding the award, there will only be one band eligible for the award on ROUND 8 of 70000TONS OF METAL 2017, The Original, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise!
Only one band left, have you figured out which band is last?
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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by Monmisreal » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:01 pm

:roll:

Prime example of why I hate this date.
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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by Andy_ » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:31 pm

That's right! Please welcome NANOWAR OF STEEL on 70000TONS OF METAL, The Original, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise!
I hope you have all enjoyed the announcements for today. I look forward to revealing the final 53 bands in at the end of January. See you in 300 Days!
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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by bodomdragon » Sun Apr 02, 2017 5:37 am

Andy_ wrote:Please give a warm welcome to OKILLY DOKILLY, the freshly formed Phoenix metalcorers. They are a solid shoe in for the "Cripper Award", a yearly bestowment for the best previously unknown band. Please note: due to this year's controversy surrounding the award, there will only be one band eligible for the award on ROUND 8 of 70000TONS OF METAL 2017, The Original, The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise!
Only one band left, have you figured out which band is last?
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This actually made me laugh hard :D
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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by gnoff_the_creep » Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:08 am

Monmisreal wrote::roll:

Prime example of why I hate this date.



He could've blasted 7 bands I really wanted to see, then gone "oh sorry, I was just joking..."
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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by Shadow Son » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:16 pm

Seeing as this was for April Fools and Babymetal was listed, I'm assuming that means they wont actually be announced for the cruise then...

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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by Mark » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:37 pm

Shadow Son wrote:Seeing as this was for April Fools and Babymetal was listed, I'm assuming that means they wont actually be announced for the cruise then...


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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by ExtraneouS » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:22 am

It also wasn't the real andy who posted it either, so you never know. :lol:
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Re: The Official 70000TONS OF METAL 2018 Megathread

by Vincent » Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:45 am

We had quite a laugh about this thread. Thanks, "Andy_"!

Now that we're well past April Fool's, we'll need to lock this thread and change the title.

Cheers!

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