To those that believe the plan all along has been to start the show on 10th of the 10th for the 10th cruise, I ask, how do you think the planning meetings for 70K 2020 have been going?
Skipper: Okay team, not doing anything until 10th of the 10th because hey, WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
Social Media Person - you've been doing a great job, posting every day or 2 with pooldeck photos, survivor tips, etc. DON'T keep it up! September I want one post from you on facebook, maybe two if people are getting REALLY antsy. ANTSY! I love that word!! USE IT!!
Web Person - post the pool girl photo (don't put it on facebook Social Media Person!!) but get the links wrong. That will be ROFL funnies! Oh and that '100 days to go' that I get you to do every year? Dont. kthanx. Oh yeah and that Sept 25th date on the website? Whatevs - leave it, change it, tell people not to worry about. Doesn't matter - it's only money right?
Contact Centre Team - you guys. I love you guys. I love giving you ALL this extra work responding to worried customers. Keep it up! And please, when people ask very specific questions, either ignore the question entirely or give a very vague answer. And REMEMBER PEOPLE - USE your thesaurus! I want as many ways to say SOON as possible. They LOVE it. Some suggestions - "Very Soon" (always gets a giggle) and "In the near future" works too.
Then on 10th of October we will unleash with the announcements! Will they be any more special because its Round X? LOLS - of COURSE not, but people will be so happy to get anything they will not care.