We found the survivors, the ones that survived the Lake of Bodom! CHILDREN OF BODOM! 28 out of 40 and counting as Finland welcomes back 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival!
THE ORIGINAL, THE WORLD’S BIGGEST HEAVY METAL CRUISE
60 Bands, 4 Days, 1 Cruise Ship, and only 3000 Tickets. This is 70000TONS OF METAL™, The Original, The World’s Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise!
On 70000TONS OF METAL™ you get unrestricted festival access to all 120 live shows on board, 70000TONS™ OF KARAOKE until sunrise, Jamming With Waters In International Waters – the Official 70000TONS OF METAL™ All Star Jam which writes Heavy Metal History every year, Clinics and Work-Shops with the musicians, our infamous Belly Flop Contest, Shore Excursions with your favorite artists, and much more!
Everyone on board is a VIP, we don’t have assigned seating (this is a Heavy Metal Cruise after all), and most importantly the bars on our ship never close – you heard us, bars that never close!
On this life changing adventure you will spend five days and four nights at Sea mingling side-by-side with your favorite artists in this incredibly fan-friendly scenario that has no comparison. It’s having an All-Access backstage pass!
Are you ready to start next year in style? Book your cabin NOW before they’re gone!
While cruising in the Gulf of Mexico last week, we were hijacked by pirates. Didn’t that happen to us the previous year too? These guys are different however. They go by the name of ALESTORM and forced us to sail back to Europe, but instead of sailing to their home country, they demanded that we sail back to the Baltic Sea insisting that we would find more survivors there. 27 out of 40 on board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival! Who are the survivors those pirates are talking about?
Tonight we anchored in the Tampa Bay where it came to us like a knight in a dark night: Please welcome KAMELOT on board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival. Are we staying in the Sunshine State for longer or will we sail onwards? You shall know soon…
70000TONS TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival passed the Florida Straight and then turned North. We decided to make a short stop in Sarasota to look for more signs, but the people here don’t believe in signs, in fact they don’t believe in anything, they are ATHEIST! 25 out of 40 as we continue to sail along the US Gulf Coast…
Sailing South along the North American East coast we saw many signs. Passing by Virginia we even discovered the legendary PENTAGRAM. Once again please welcome a Doom legend on board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival. 24 of 40 and counting while we continue further South…