THE ORIGINAL, THE WORLD’S BIGGEST HEAVY METAL CRUISE
60 Bands, 4 Days, 1 Cruise Ship, and only 3000 Tickets. This is 70000TONS OF METAL™, The Original, The World’s Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise!
On 70000TONS OF METAL™ you get unrestricted festival access to all 120 live shows on board, 70000TONS™ OF KARAOKE until sunrise, Jamming In International Waters – the Official 70000TONS OF METAL™ All Star Jam which writes Heavy Metal History every year, Clinics and Work-Shops with the musicians, our infamous Belly Flop Contest, Shore Excursions with your favorite artists, and much more!
Everyone on board is a VIP, we don’t have assigned seating (this is a Heavy Metal Cruise after all), and most importantly the bars on our ship never close – you heard us, bars that never close!
On this life changing adventure you will spend five days and four nights at Sea mingling side-by-side with your favorite artists in this incredibly fan-friendly scenario that has no comparison. It’s like having an All-Access backstage pass!
Are you ready to start next year in style? Book your cabin NOW before they’re gone!
Friday The 13th: Lots Of Rumors Going Around!
Earlier today 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival, passed westwards through the Strait Of Gibraltar. Hearing lots of rumors about the final three, we changed course North. What did our scouting parties around the world find? You will know soon!
For those lucky to sail with us, Access Codes for Online Check-in will be sent out this weekend!
News From Germany!
While 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival is steaming at full speed course West through the Mediterranean Sea, we received news from our European Scouting Party. After passing through Frankfurt am Main, where they made friends with some new hopefuls that go by the name of SAPIENCY, they continued further East to the city of Fulda to meet the EDGUY! Having a feeling that there is still more in store for them, they continue moving East…
Finding A CROWBAR In The ORPHANED LAND?
On the last day of the year 2011, 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival has arrived at an ORPHANED LAND. At the same time, we received news from our American scouts. As they made it to New Orleans, they found a big CROWBAR!
Happy New Year Sailors… just three more weeks and we will write Heavy Metal History once more!
PENTAGRAM No Longer On Board
We regrettably have to announce that due to a family matter PENTAGRAM will not be sailing with us in January. We are working hard to present a suitable replacement soon.
The Catastrophic KATAKLYSM Of The Holidays
Just as we reached the Strait of Gibraltar this morning, we received word from our American scouting party. They continued their secret mission and are now moving South-West after they escaped a catastrophic KATAKLYSM in Montréal.
70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival wishes everyone Happy Holidays!