60 Bands, 4 Days, 1 Cruise Ship, and only 3000 Tickets. This is 70000TONS OF METAL™, The Original, The World’s Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise!

On 70000TONS OF METAL™ you get unrestricted festival access to all 120 live shows on board, 70000TONS™ OF KARAOKE until sunrise, Jamming In International Waters – the Official 70000TONS OF METAL™ All Star Jam which writes Heavy Metal History every year, Clinics and Work-Shops with the musicians, our infamous Belly Flop Contest, Shore Excursions with your favorite artists, and much more!

Everyone on board is a VIP, we don’t have assigned seating (this is a Heavy Metal Cruise after all), and most importantly the bars on our ship never close – you heard us, bars that never close!

On this life changing adventure you will spend five days and four nights at Sea mingling side-by-side with your favorite artists in this incredibly fan-friendly scenario that has no comparison. It’s like having an All-Access backstage pass!

Are you ready to start next year in style? Book your cabin NOW before they’re gone!

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Please Welcome ATHEIST on board!

70000TONS TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival passed the Florida Straight and then turned North. We decided to make a short stop in Sarasota to look for more signs, but the people here don’t believe in signs, in fact they don’t believe in anything, they are ATHEIST! 25 out of 40 as we continue to sail along the US Gulf Coast…


We Discovered The Legendary PENTAGRAM

Sailing South along the North American East coast we saw many signs. Passing by Virginia we even discovered the legendary PENTAGRAM. Once again please welcome a Doom legend on board 70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival. 24 of 40 and counting while we continue further South…


How Long Until We Have Another RIOT On Board?

We have been anchored outside New York City for quite a while now. Not saying that we will not possibly come back for more one day, it’s time for us to leave. Now that we will be setting sail again, how long will it take until we will have another RIOT on board?

70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival now has 23 out of 40 on board and counting…


Announcements, Or Some May Die Of SUFFOCATION!

70000TONS OF METAL, The World’s Biggest Floating Heavy Metal Festival is still anchored in the Hudson River. After last week’s announcement overkill we better make one now so no one dies of SUFFOCATION! 22 out of 40 and counting… For how much longer are we going to stay anchored outside the Big Apple? You shall know soon…


4 Bands In 4 Days… We Call This Complete OVERKILL!

Attention Sailors! This is your Skipper speaking: We are in New York City, one of the greatest towns in this beautiful world of ours. This is the right place to shout this to the world, to all the whiners, haters and non-believers: We don’t care what you say! Fuck You! What do you want? More? 4 announcements in 4 days… don’t you think this is complete OVERKILL?